Ichimatsu: I threw a kid in the well,
don't ask me, I'll never tell,
I will regret this in hell,
But he was in my way
Todomatsu: I'll trade your soul for a wish,
Damnation and sin for a kiss,
I wasn't looking for this,
buT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
Osomatsu: YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN'
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN'
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN'
WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, BABY?!!
Jyushimatsu: HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
BUT I'M NOT CRAZY
THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
Choromatsu: EVERYONE'S A FREAKIN' TRASH,
THOUGH I AM ONE OF THEM
I LIVE MY SHITTY LIFE
SO GET THE F- oh wait, where's Karamatsu?
Osomatsu: ....................
Ichimatsu: ....................
Jyushimatsu: ....................
Todomatsu: ....................
Osomatsu: .........Ichimatsu's fault.
Ichimatsu: Shhh.
Choromatsu: thE HELL DID YOU SHITS DO
<><><><><>
A/N
Random opening XD
And this is a certain person's request.....
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
shit I made his head too big
Oh well
Here's another
ye
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
