Jyushimatsu: Heee.... Blinking is like clapping eyes, ne?
Karamatsu: Oh, you're correct! It seems like it.
Todomatsu: So everytime we blink, we did unnecessary claps?
Choromatsu: Now, now. Don't get ahead of ourselves. Surely blinking is-
Osomatsu: Just remember that your eyelids are always applauding you and cheering you on even if nobody else is.
Ichimatsu: Your words are so inspirational. *starts blinking frantically*
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Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
