A/N
If the Matsuno family bought the thing above.....
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Jyushimatsu: WE'RE LOSING THEM!! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!
Osomatsu: DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC'S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!
Todomatsu: CREAM CHEESE ON!!
Ichimatsu: He's bread, everyone.
Choromatsu: Time deliciousness, 7:15 AM
Karamatsu: If we don't restart his heart, he's toast!
Osomatsu: OH
MY
GOD
JAM IT!!
Matsuzou: *pats Osomatsu"s shoulder* He's in a butter place now, kids.
All: *starts to tearing up*
Matsuyo: *facepalming in the distance*
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
