Ichimatsu: *is eating shit tons of chocolates*
Choromatsu: Oi, Ichimatsu... Where did you get those chocolates..?
Ichimatsu: Lotteries.
Karamatsu: Can I have one-
Ichimatsu: *claws Karamatsu's face* HISSS!!
Karamatsu: gyaAAAAAAA!!!!
Todomatsu: Hey, Ichimatsu-niisan! *steps closer* That's not very-
Ichimatsu: HISSSSSS!! Go away
Jyushimatsu: Ichimatsu-niisan, can I have some?
Ichimatsu: *throws one bit of chocolate to Jyushi's mouth*
Osomatsu: So mean!
Karamatsu: My face!! MY FACE!!
Choromatsu: Oi, Ichimatsu, you'll get sick if you ate that much... Chocolates aren't very healthy, you know.
Ichimatsu: ...........chocolates come from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. So chocolates are salad.
Choromatsu: ..............
Osomatsu: You're the hero of all chocolate fanatics.
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Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...