Todomatsu: A-Amazing! Osomatsu-niisan got a job!
Ichimatsu: As what.?
Karamatsu: Apparently he's working as a janitor in some sort of office.
Jyushimatsu: *did the cat eye thing* It's a miracle!!
Ichimatsu: What's he cleaning?
Karamatsu: Bathrooms.
Todomatsu: Pfft!
Ichimatsu: Meh, just when I thought it would go nicely..
Jyushimatsu: Why bathrooms??
Karamatsu: Quiet down, my little brothers! We must not make fun of our oldest brother! Surely, he'll get the hang of it, right, Choromatsu?
Choromatsu: No.
Karamatsu: Eh?
Choromatsu: He'll get fired.
_meanwhile, Osomatsu_
Osomatsu: FROM THE WINDOOOOOOWS
TO THE WALLS!!
CLEANING UP THESE BATHROOM STALLS
TILL MY MOP WETS ALL THESE HALLS
AND ALL YOU BITCHES FALL!!
AND ALL Y-
Boss: GTFO
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
