-imagine they're screaming in high pitched preteen voice-
Todomatsu: CHOROMATSU-NIISAN WAS LOOKING AT ICHIMATSU-NIISAN!!!!1!! CHOROMATSU-NIISAN LIKES ICHI FUCKING MATSU-NIISAN!!!!1!!
Osomatsu: hE DOES NOT!!!!
Jyushimatsu: OSOMATSU-NIISAN LIKES CHOROMATSU-NIISAN!!!!
Karamatsu: hE DOES NOT!!!!
Choromatsu: W-WELL KARAMATSU-NIISAN LIKES OSOMATSU-NIISAN!!!!!
Ichimatsu: NO HE DOES NOT!!!
Jyushimatsu: ICHIMATSU-NIISAN LIKES KARAMATSU-NIISAN!!!!!
Todomatsu: nOBODY LIKES KARAMATSU-NIISAN
*dont get me wrong carat cake is my bby*
*not really but*
*osOMATSU IS THE BAE'ST OF THE BAES*
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
De TodoIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...