Osomatsu: Damn, I really wanna win-
Kamimatsu: *gives winner ticket* here ya go
Karamatsu: Hmhmhmm~ Gotta wax my-
Kamimatsu: *waxed it* hiya betch here's ur guitar
Choromatsu: *sigh* I don't have any money-
Kamimatsu: *gives VIP ticket* I gotchu bruh
Ichimatsu: .......Ca-
Kamimatsu: *throws shit ton of cats* feel good with dis pussies if u kno wht I mean
Jyushimatsu: cATCH MA BALL-
Kamimatsu: *jumps up* betch I got ur balls
Todomatsu: When will I get-
Kamimatsu: *teleported them to dating place or some shit* here ya go bruh. I brought betches for u to fuck
Matsuyo: KAMIMACHAAAAAAAAN
Matsuzo: OH KAMISAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kamimatsu: ye bow down u dirty hoes. me thug, u peasant
All: ......0_0
Kamimatsu: ye ye Imma king in dis dump place u call house
Osomatsu: ....ok dis is bullshit. let's kill 'em for good
Akumatsu: uuwWOOOOOHHHHHHHH GIMME POWER TO ABSORBBBBBBB HUE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE E E
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#my view of kamibitch
#sorry
#but he's an ass tho
#even totoko is better
#fuCKEN AGREE WITH ME
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Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
