Same-The Story of My Life

3:I woke up like this

I wake up looking like a troll. So I put on makeup. Days when I don't want to bother with foundation and contour I just go all out with my eyes. This would be easy if I knew how to blend dark colors! I swear I look like a ratcoon. I know what the problem is- dark colors don't stick to my eyelids! I'm no expert but smokey eye looks like shit on me and my eyebrows are too uneven. But when I have on that nude eyeshadow I look like beyonce?what? You know how when people want to really remember something they listen to it before bed, like crazy people who want to be experts at math listen to wierd math chants. Well maybe if I listen to beyonce I'll just wake up flawless and not have to put on makeup.  Omg but I shit you not after I wrote that guess what song came on on spotify... a flawless remix! OK these coincidences have been happening way too often and I will talk about it in a future story cause it's a long story. Anyways if you have makeup tips put it in the comments cause I look like shit!