gay // klance

three (extra)

"your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it." Lance said with that significant smirk.

"noo, Lance your pick up lines are still the worst, I could totallyy do better." Pidge slurred, basically challenging Lance.

"huh? reallyy?" Lance cocked an eyebrow. "gimme whatcha got."

after, a very revealing game of 'never have I ever', everyone ended up getting wasted. yep, even Shiro. the image of them all still sitting in a sloppy circle on the floor together is pretty entertaining. let's start with our signature undefined couple. Lance and Keith. Lance sat criss-cross-apple-sauce while his arms stretched out behind him supporting his upper body, also for some unknown reason, his shirt had gone missing from his body. next up; Keith! something important to know about Keith when he's drunk– is the fact that he becomes the human embodiment of fucking adorable. which means; he. needs. cuddles. and oh? just who might he be cuddling with? just the one and only lanky-legged, flirtatious cutie everyone knows as Lance. by now, I know what you're all thinking— 'omgg this is too much klance to handle at the beginning of a chapter', welp, it doesn't end there. not only were there cuddles, but Keith was sitting in Lance's lap. like bum-touching-weeny sitting. he had his arms draped around Lance's neck, with his head buried into Lance's upper chest. cute image to think about, amirite. now, space parents. Shiro is a tranquil drunk, doesn't do anything too crazy. but in the end, he's still drunk. drunk Shiro is Shiro. except the additional 'drink 'til I drop' personality. which means; he's already dropped. Allura, being the queen of a princess she is, she's obviously the one able to hold her drinks the longest. but she's also that one person that would constantly deny how drunk they really are after ten shots in. in conclusion; she's drunk off her ass but is somehow still able to stand. and hunk? yeah, let's just not talk about the fact he's sleeping in his own pile of vomit. last, but not least, Pidge. she's acting almost exactly like Allura. except the fact Pidge can't hold her drinks. while being competing continuously with Lance, she'd gagged almost every five seconds.

haha, it's gonna be a fun morning

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