gay // klance

three

game night whoop whoop ft. altean substitute of alcohol whoop whoop

pls tell if you see any typos ty
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"since it's been decided by Keith to play 'Never Have I Ever', our very effective and special Altean beverages are prepared." Coran announced to the group.

"I know it's the fun of the game and every, but some of us," Shiro just slightly shifts his eyes to Pidge. "aren't old enough drink."

"oh come on, Buzzkill. it's not illegal if it's in space." Pidge spat out at Shiro.

"yeah, Shiro, it's not like we have real authority out here." Lance budded in.

Shiro shrugged. "I guess it's fine for now."

the group sat in a circle in the middle of the common room with seven small cups that resembled shot glasses and a pitcher containing a green translucent liquid in the center of the group.

"okay, whoever can pick the number I'm thinking or the one closest to it, gets to start. from 1 - 100." Keith spoke out.

"easy, 50." Lance said full of confidence.

"I'm going with 8."

"I choose 37."

random number ranging between 1-100 were spoken around the group, until Pidge had a turn.

"you guys are way too oblivious, it's obviously going to be a number that somehow relates to him." Pidge turns to Keith. "it's 16 isn't it?"

"Pidge, got it, it was 16." Keith nodded.

"why 16, exactly?" Allura questioned.

"it's his age." Pidge shrugged. "but it's my turn, I guess." Pidge said in a whimsical tone and a smirk on her face. "never have I ever; thought about another teammate sexually, also including Allura and Coran."

flushes of red appeared on Shiro, Allura's, and obviously Keith's and Lance's face.

"I know there's no laws in space and everything, but thinking about you kids would be a death sentence." Coran said with disgusted looked on his face.

"I agree with Coran, minus the fact that I'm not like 20,000 years old, I've got no eyes for any of you." Hunk blushed a little thinking about her, Shay.

"yeah, your little alien girrllfrieeendd." Pidge mocked him, but then turned to the rest. "so no one wants to fuss up?"

"fine, I'll give in." Shiro sighed and reached for a glass and poured himself a drink and downed it. "wow." he coughed. "strong." he choked out, showing a sour look on his face.

"who's next?" Pidge raises a brow.

"I guess I should play fairly." Allura came next, taking a drink and showing a similar expression to Shiro's on her face but softer.

everyone turned to the obvious targets, who were looking away avoiding any chance of confessing.

"you guys aren't serious." Pidge rolled her eyes at the two boys.

"fine. I guess I'll have to be the bigger person. I admit." Keith reached for a glass but was stopped by Lance grabbing his wrist.

"matter of fact, i'll admit." Lance nearly grabbed the glass but this time he was stopped by Keith pouncing on top of him.

"play fair, dude." once the realization of their position came to mind, Keith suddenly became extremely flustered and crawl of the other boy. ".. I'm taking .. the first drink though .." Keith said in between pauses, seeing how the awkward the situation had gotten and got up and grabbed the drink.

"yeah, uh, go ahead." Lance came out his blushing state and took the drink and glass right after Keith. "bottoms up, guys!"

"oh, wait." Hunk said right after Lance gulped down the drink. the group turned to him, wondering what the problem was. "Lance, bud, how ya feelin'?"

"right on, buddy-man .. hehe .." Lance responded by lazily giving Hunk a sloppy thumbs up, and a smug smirk.

"don't tell me Lance is a lightweight?" Pidge said in a half concerned voice.

"lightweight? what does that refer to?" Allura asked with full questioning.

"I'am no "lightweight", Pidge," Lance said with complete sass, using air quotes. "I just have a little more fun with my drinks, thas' all." he shrugged, seeing nothing wrong with taking his drink a little stronger the others took there's.

"it means he's very strongly effected byalcohol, making him lose his pride faster than the rest of us, and because the drink's it's altean, the effect is probably stronger." Keith explained thoroughly, and sorta red in the face because the aftermath of the drink plus how Lance's pre-drunk state looked. so cute.

"ya talkin' shit, huh? jus' so you know, Keithh, I can fucc you up, real goood," Lance turned to the red paladin with his eyebrows turned downward and lips puffed out, but then turned his lips into a smirk. "yeahh, I can also fuck you, real goo-" Lance began the start of a very concerning sentence but was soon cut off by Keith.

"okayy, who's turn is it now?"

"it's mine, bitch." Lance spat out at Keith. "never have I ever .. hehe ... taken it up the asss."

only two among the group had wide eyes and confused looking faces. obviously, Keith. but the second face was unexpected. Shiro.

"I'm obviously being targeted," Keith sighed and grabbed for the Altean drink once again. (this actually no surprise to anyone, the whole crew knows klance is real by now)

Shiro looked as if he was fighting a physical inner demon with his eyes closed shut and sweat dripping down his face. "okay," he finally spoke. "as the leader Voltron, I guess it's best to show a sign of loyalty and trust towards my teammates, so yes, I will answer honestly. I have." The crew became silent, astonished at Shiro's sudden confession until Pidge spoke up.

"Shiro .. don't tell me it was-" Pidge had her eyes closed, as if she were waiting for some big news to come.

"y-yes, it was Matt." Shiro truthfully finished her sentence.

"not a surprise, actually." she sighed.

"oooh, Shiro ass-fu-" Lance nearly screamed at the top of his lungs but was stopped by Keith's hand forcibly covering his mouth.

"hey, guys," Hunk brought the group's attention. "don't you think this game has taken our original character development and exaggerated it a little bit?"

"nah, it all seems like it should be canon to me." Coran shrugged. "the writers must ha-"

"shhh," Allura shushed him. "don't break the fourth wall." she whispered.

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wtf was that ^ oml

you guys are my motivation to keep writing this story tysm xx.

the way Lance talked while being kinda drunk was actually how I talk in general, lol, idk if it's bc I'm from the south or what?? just a fun fact haha

also! I have vine accounts; outlxws and klancefordays

outlxws is a dc comics edit account if you're into that, and klancefordays is klance + Voltron in general