"He's your neighbor how have you not been to his house?!" Chris asked as I did his homework, "I dunno, never wanted to go.." He looked at me like I was from another planet, "So I was-" He was cut off when his mom called him downstairs, "Gotta go, ttyl." "Bye.." I looked out my window to see Dan, he had on his glasses and was finishing the rest of his homework, I didn't know he had glasses.. He looks cute.
I called Dan and stood by my window, "Phil I'm trying to finish my French!" He whined, "Well you should stop doing that and you should look out your window." I said, calmly.
Dan turned and smiled, "Well all I see is a punk boy staring back at me and it's not a very good view so.." He said as he shut his blinds, "Bye BETCH." He said, "O-Fended!" I said,
"Kidding!" He said opening his blinds again, "So you're my neighbor huh?" He Said, "Yep."
"We should hang out tomorrow." He said, "Like a date?" I asked, "Only if you want it to be." He said, "Okay.." I said, "Also, just a little heads up, your glasses are cute." He blushed and smiled, "Th-Thanks.. I gotta go, Bye Phil.." "Bye."
I smiled and dozed off to sleep.
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"Phil wake your raggedy Ann ass up!" Chris said jumping on me, "But it's Saturdayyyy!" I whined, "Well the Prince has come to visit and we need you to look good for him! So come hunty!" Chris said, "Ugggghhhh Fine, only because you would beat me with a spoon if I didn't.." "Good!" Chris said jumping up from my bed, "So I'm guessing you have a date with 'Mr.Perfect' so i'm gonna make you look hot!" He said, "It's not a-" "Good," Chris said ignoring me completely, "So put on this. This, and OOOH! This! This! This!" He said throwing a pile of clothes in my hands and shoving me in the closet, "Chris why'd you shove me in the closet?" I complained, "So you could change! Besides you've been in the closet for most of your life, it'll be no different than how you remember it in Seventh grade!"
I chuckled at his words and threw the clothes on. "So," I said coming out of the closet, "What do you think?" "Chris squealed, "You look
H-O-T HOT! Now go get your man hunty!" "He's not my man Chris!" "Whatever." Chris snapped sassily, "Me and Peej are gonna stay here okay?!" Chris yelled from the upstairs living room while I walked down the stairs.
"Hey.." Dan said as I got downstairs, "Hi, Ready to go?" I said, climbing into the car, "Yeah, I just gotta text my sister because she's being a butt and won't leave me alone.." "Lol." I said, I blushed and face palmed, "Phil, did you just say 'Lol' in a real-life conversation?"
"Maybe.."
"Oh my god, you're so cute!" He laughed, but then blushed and covered his mouth, "I-I mean.. I'm sorry.." I looked down and blushed,
"It's okay," Dan froze up a bit, "I happen to think you're very cute too." Dan was blushing like a tomato, Well I mean not like a tomato because tomatoes don't blush but.. You get what I mean.
"So, Where are we going?" Dan asked, "It's a surprise!" I said, "Now put this blindfold on!" "You're not gonna kidnap and/or rape me right?" Dan asked, "No, just put it on Danny!" He chuckled and put the blindfold on," Dan did as he was told and put the blindfold on. And I drove to our date spot. I mean.. Not date.. Because I don't like Dan Howell! I don't like him at all, I don't like the way he bites his lips when he's focused, or how cute he looked when he has his glasses on and when his hair is curly, or when he blushes because I told him something I like about him.
I don't like Dan Howell.
I
Shit I like Dan Howell..
