I'd Rather Have You

The Beginning

Castiel Novak was twenty-seven years old, and he was single.

You may not think that's a big deal, who cares if he's single? so what? he's a free man, it's a free country he can do whatever he wants!

His mother, however, would strongly disagree with you.

And so would all of heaven, so, ya know, might wanna rethink your opinion, it's not very Christian of you to disagree with God's Plan™.

His Mother might not be so ashamed and desperate for help if this was just him having a little break in dating if he just didn't feel like being in a relationship right now if he needed some time to love himself before he loved someone else or whatever.

But no, Castiel had never dated anyone, EVER.

Which is, of course, the most perfectly normal thing in the world and it's nothing to be ashamed of, to be honest. But Naomi Novak, a respectable, good Christian woman, wanted her beautiful boy to be married with kids by twenty and when this hadn't happened she had waited until twenty-five, still nothing, he never brought anyone home, never talked about anyone he'd had his eye on. Nada. Zilch. Now that her sweet perfect boy was twenty-seven she was genuinely starting to worry for him, she would consider herself lucky if that boy went on one date before it was her time to meet Jesus.

Mrs. Novak knew, deep down that she shouldn't really be surprised, the youngest Novak had never had any relationships when he was a teenager either. Whereas his older brother, Gabriel, well, he was a completely different story. She had walked in on him in various positions with both girls and boys, usually both.

But her dearest precious boy was nearing his thirty's and he had not found anyone, she needed a miracle. So one Sunday night after an exhilarating mass she stayed behind in the church after everyone left, she got down on her knees and she prayed to God. For someone, anyone, to steal Castiel's heart.

And for once, the Guy In The Sky actually listened.

Fuck knows why, he could have saved a starving child or healed a dying animal, instead that fucker decided to help some old woman get her son laid. What a weird guy.

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OK yeah so FeathersAndLeather is back with another completely ridiculous Destiel mess, except this one has a more interesting plot I hope, I dunno I'm gonna try my darndest to make this good!

I wrote this at like 3am and school starts in like a week so doing this a terrible idea already but it's happening, dudes. It is happening.

Also, don't expect frequent updates cause with this fic I'm really going to be trying hard to make each chapter really good and really long.

And of course, maybe nobody will even care because maybe nobody will like it and my second fanfiction ever will be a complete flop!

Cool!!