Alexandra's Ouran Experience

The Physical Exam, and a Quack Doctor

      I opened my eyes and noticed the twins had climbed into my bed. It took everything in me not to scream my head off. I sneakily climbed out of bed, and got dressed into the Ouran uniform. I decided to walk to school, and began my journey. When I finally reached the school, I headed to the host club. We were talking until I noticed this was the exact scenery for the physical exam episode. I squealed. "What are you squealing at this time, Alex?" I anticipated as the twins were talking about their antiques. "One of the best twincest moments is about to happen!" I squealed. Just then, Kaoru burn his finger and Hikaru sucked on it to make it feel better. "AAHHHHH! TWINCEST!" I yelled as I glomped Kyoya. "Aww! Alex is so cute!" 

"Yeah! I think it's adorable how she loves the twincest of Hikaru and Kaoru!" Everybody nodded. "Mitskuni, you over did it!" i called. Everybody gasped as he stopped stirring and looked down at the bowl. It was at the perfect amount. "Thanks." Mori said. I nodded. "He was going to over-do it, and I HATE seeing his sad face! It makes meh wanna crii!" I sobbed into his shoulder. He patted my head. "Calm down." "Oh ALEX! Come to daddy!" Tamaki cried. I hid behind Mori. "Don't let him know I'm here! I glomp, I do not get glomped." He chuckled and nodded. "She went that way." He pointed to the rose garden. "ALEX!" Tamaki called running into it. I popped my head out and giggled. "Thanks, oh because I've accidentally upset the balance, Haruhi will be found out by the physical exams if we don't do something." Everybody stared at Haruhi, and so the plan to keep Haruhi's gender a secret was a go!

     I walked around until I got to where the twins were getting their physical exams. I waited, knowing what was about to unfold. "We're not shy." Hikaru says. "Who needs a curtain?" Kaoru finishes. Then...THEY TAKE OFF THEIR FREAKING SHIRTS!! All the girls screamed, including me. Everybody laughed at my outburst. I just laughed too. "You all should be expecting it by now!" Everybody nodded. "Doesn't make it any less funny." Hikaru said coming over and wrapping his arm around me. "You know, we think it's adorable how you enjoy us so much." Kaoru said throwing his arm around me and cupping my cheek. I literally think I was about to faint. I just shrunk out of their arms and behind Kyoya. "OMG, I just about freaking fainted!" I whispered. He chuckled. "I would assume so." I heard an evil laugh. "New game, first one to make Alex faint, wins!" The twins laughed. I shrunk down. "That's not fair! I totally fangirl over all the hosts, so I wold eventually end up fainting, but just know if you fail, it will probably end in a series of high pitched squeals." I whispered, still catching my breath. The twins and Kyoya just laughed. "Miss Leshae, it's time for your exam." I nodded as I followed the nurse. I didn't hear the guys discuss how to make me faint, because if I had, I probably would have known better.

     When I was done with my physical exam, I got back to the guys just as Tamaki came out pretending to be Haruhi. I laughed with the twins. "Oh wow! That scene is even funnier in real life!" I giggled. The twins covered my mouth and dragged me away. "Nope!" They whisper yelled. I slapped their hands away. "Sorry! I didn't mean to!" I cried, They just softened their features as they tried to get me to stop crying. I ran to Tamaki. "Tamaki-Senpai! The twins made me cry!" I sobbed. Everybody eyed the twins angrily. "We just warned her about the THING." They cried. I just buried my head deeper in Tamaki's chest and sobbed harder. Honestly? I was setting the twins up, as a joke. I was thinking of sad things in order to make myself cry. "YOU TWO SHADY TWINS RE DEAD!" I noticed Haruhi was gone and the girl was on the ground talking about the doctor who made a pass at her. "Yabu!" I shouted as I ran away. "Alex!? Wait up!" The guys called. I ran to the special boys clinic, and found him holding Haruhi. "Yabu, STOP! Your daughter doesn't go to school here!" His face fell. "How did you..." "HARUHI! Tama-Channn-KICK!" Tamaki yelled as he kicked Yabu into a wall. "What the hell Tamaki!?" I shouted. He shrunk down. "Is my daughter...mad at me?" I nodded. "Do you guys not realize you just kicked an old man? He was NOT perving out, he was LOOKING FOR HIS DAUGHTER!" Tamaki's face fell, and he started crying as Yabu told us his story. I just played with the dust on the windowsill. After Tamaki had gotten him his map and Yabu had left, Haruhi asked the guys to leave. "She needs to finish her physical exam, unless YOU GUYS are the REAL pervs, and want to stay." I commented. Everybody dashed out of the room. "Thanks Alex." Haruhi laughed. I laughed with her. "No problem. I knew what was going to happen, and although I don't know the absolute specifics, Tamaki was about to glomp you, like BIG TIME. Since you have no shirt on..." She nodded. "Thanks!" She laughed as she went back into the curtain. I waltzed out and met back with the hosts. "Hey Alex.." The twins called wrapping their arms around me. "Remember when you woke up this morning?"  I bolted from the room. "ALEX!? HEY! WAIT UP!" They called. I just ran down the hallway screaming "nope" over and over. The guys would be the death of me, but I wouldn't want to die any other way.