Alexandra's Ouran Experience

The Fabulous Lady Renge

     I walked into school, unaware I was being followed. "Alex!" The twins called stepping out in front of me. I fell backwards but Mori caught me. I yelped as I scrambled to my feet. "NOT cool dude." I sighed as I smacked the twins in the back of the head. "Hey, ow!" They laughed. I just laughed as I walked with Mori, Honey, Hikaru, and Kaoru to class 1-A. "Bye guys!" I called to Honey and Mori as they left. I sat down in my seat, only to find myself surrounded by girls. "So, can you give us any new information on the hosts?" I thought for a minute. "Do NOT approach Honey-Senpai when he's having sugar withdrawal. That's all the wisdom for today." I smiled. They nodded their heads and ran to their seats. "What was THAT all about?" The twins asked. "I've been giving discreet info on you guys. Nothing too serious. It started yesterday, when I said not to interfere if you guys ever fought..." I trailed off with a wink. They cocked their heads in confusion. "Oh, right. That hasn't happened yet...ANYWAAYS, here comes the teacher!" I laughed awkwardly as I turned around. 

     When lunch time rolled around, the twins dragged me to the table, then brought me a plat of food. I ate it happily, and when I was finished, tried to go outside. "Where do you think YOU'RE going?" The twins asked dragging me back to the table. I slumped down in my seat. "This is BORING. I wanted to go outside, so I could find a good climbing tree." I sighed. Their eyes widened. "Climbing...tree?" They asked. I nodded. "I LOVE climbing!" I smiled. The twins and everybody grinned as they dragged me outside. They brought me to the base of a large tree. "Climb it!" The twins called. I shrugged and proceeded to climb as high as I could. I sat at the top and enjoyed the slight breeze that was blowing. It was so enjoyable, that I didn't notice that everybody except Haruhi, Tamaki, and Kyoya were beside me. I opened my eyes and almost fell out of the tree when I saw them. "WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET HERE!?" I cried. They laughed. "About five minutes after after you did." Honey smiled. I just sighed as I climbed down. I met the other hosts and waited for them to climb down. When they finally reached the bottom, I yawned and tried to walk back inside, but found myself suddenly lifted up. "Huh?!" I squeaked as I looked up to see Mori holding me. "You were yawning, so I figured you were tired." U smiled as I snuggled into his warmth. "Wow! You're pretty warm!" I poked his chest and arms. "Not to mention muscular!" He chuckled. "I guess." I smiled as we approached the host club. I jumped down and smoothed out my dress. We proceeded to get into our kimonos, and prepare for today.
    
     I noticed that everybody was in the outfits they wore during the episode with Renge. Then it hit me, I was about to meet Renge! I smiled, but suddenly stopped when I saw Hikaru tell Kaoru he'd be the only one to undress him. I flopped onto the couch and buried my head in a pillow, screaming. "Again? How many times will you freak out over that?" Haruhi asked with a small laugh. I giggled. "I'll ALWAYS enjoy my TWINCEST!" She rolled her eyes, and I went off to wait for the fabulous lady manager to arrive.

     "No! Don't touch me! You're Phony!" Renge cried. I giggled and ran up to her. "IT'S RENGE! I'VE WANTED TO MEET YOU FOR SO LONG! CAN We BE FRIENDS?!" Everybody dropped their jaws. Her eyes shone and she nodded. "I'd love to have you as a friend!" Everybody glared at Renge. "Why are you glaring at my Renge!" I snapped. "Shed did nothing wrong, and is the master of all cosplay!" I grinned. "Can you help me with a costume!? Your cosplay skills are AMAZING!" She smiled. "I'm glad to see SOMEBODY appreciates me." She smiled. I knew just how to get Renge to like me. I stood on my tip-toes and whispered. "I think you'd be a nice match for Kyoya-Senpai." Her eyes widened. "This, is my new bff." She smiled. I grinned and winked at Kyoya, who seemed to get the message because he winked back. Then I ended up getting to watch Renge give everybody their dark sides. Today, was a blast!