Alexandra's Ouran Experience

The Sleepover WARRSSSSS

     I sat down with Haruhi and she grinned at me. 

"So, what's up with wanting a sleepover all of a sudden?" Haruhi asks. Aside from the purposely loud murmurs from the room next door, it was silent. "Weelll?" Haruhi grinned. 

"I think....I'm crushing on one of the guys....." I mumble. Haruhi laughed. 

"So which one?" Haruhi asks me with a shoulder nudge.

"The one who is a host." I laugh nervously. "LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU NOW!" I gulp. She grins.

"Well I don't exactly like anyone right now. What with the host club and my studies I don't have time for relationships." She says with a sweat drop. 

TAMAHARU WILL SAAAAIIILLLLLLL  I thought to myself with a determined look.

"What's with the look?" Haruhi asked.

"Just thinking of a ship I want to sail." I say smiling innocently. 

"What's a ship?" She says tilting her head in confusion. 

"OH.MY.GOSH." I gasp. She raises an eyebrow at me. 

"What? Did I say something wrong?" She asks reluctantly.

"I JUST HAVE  TO EXPLAIN WHAT A SHIP IS!" I exclaim, throwing my hands in the air for emphasis. 

"Umm, okay then?" She questions more so than she answers. 

"Okay so you know how people get into relationships right?" 

"Yes, I do." 

"Well when you want two people IN a relationship, you ship them. RelationSHIP." I say waving my hands as I speak.

"Ohhhh, I see. So you're wanting two certain people to be together as a plausible match and therefore are hoping they enter a romantic relationship!" She smiles. I blink. Did she just.....make shipping sound intellectual.....Oh my gosh...

"Yeah, that, uhh, that's about it." I shrug. 

"So who is it you're 'shipping' right now?" She asks making quotations with her hands when she says shipping. 

"WEEEELLLLLLL, IT'S UHHH, TAMAKI AND KYOYA OBVIOUSLY." I blurt out. Oh my gosh I cannot take that back......

     Haruhi just stared at me and I heard a loud crash from next door. 

"Umm, you ship Tamaki-Senpai and Kyoya-Senpai?!" Haruhi squeaks out in both confusion and surprise. 

"NOPE, BUT IT'S WHAT I'M STICKING WITH AS A COVER!" I laugh nervously. Haruhi didn't look like she wanted to be shipped so I wouldn't tell her for now. 

After THAT incident, we just made small talk about school. 

For Funzies, this is Third Person POV ON THE GUY'S SIDE:

     Tamaki, the twins, and even secret;y Kyoya were listening through the wall into Haruhi and Alex's conversation. 

"I don't see WHY she wants to leave. Did we do something to make her upset with us and want to leave here?" The twins groan. 

"Nonsense, she's merely wanting to be more independent. Think about it, she's not used to this kind of treatment. She's probably uncomfortable." Kyoya says with his usual smirk. 

"She can't take care of herself, especially not here! She's completely helpless without us!" Tamaki cried to his fellow hosts. 

"Maybe Alex-Chan feels bad that she has to rely on us to take care of her, so she wants to do it all herself." Mitskuni chirped tossing Usa-Chan up and catching it. 

"Yeah." Takashi said as he leaned against the wall. 

"Can't she see we ENJOY getting to take care of her? She's different from any girl we've ever met. She has no reason to suck up to us and has on several occasions made it clear she doesn't care about our status!" Hikaru cried. Kaoru raised his hand for silence and motioned towards the wall. 

"Weelll?" They heard Haruhi ask Alex. 

"I think....I'm crushing on one of the guys.." Alex mumbled. By now ALLL the hosts were listening at the wall. 

"So which one?" 

The boys all held their breaths. 

"The one who is a host." The guys mentally curse at her secrecy. "LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU NOW!" They heard Alex laugh nervously. 

"Well I don't exactly like anyone right now-" The boys pulled away with a sigh. They were no longer interested in where this conversation was going. 

"So she likes one of us then?" Tamaki asks himself out loud. 

Yeah boss.....ONE of us." Kaoru groans.

"She could be bluffing, it isn't exactly hard for her to lie about who she likes considering she gets so..."Kyoya paused to thin of the right word. 

"Blushy." Takashi said definitively. 

"Yes...BLUSHY, when we're around her." 

"Why don't we each try asking her out?" Wouldn't she only say yes to the one she likes?" Hikaru says putting on his thinking face. The hosts were about to comment on the idea when they heard Haruhi ask Alex a question of interest.  

"So who is it you're 'shipping' right now?" 

  "WEEEELLLLLLL, IT'S UHHH, TAMAKI AND KYOYA OBVIOUSLY." Alex blurts out in response. Kyoya accidentally knocks over Hikaru's vase and it shatters. All the boys looked at each other in utter shock. 

"Umm, you ship Tamaki-Senpai and Kyoya-Senpai?!" Haruhi squeaks.

"NOPE, BUT IT'S WHAT I'M STICKING WITH AS A COVER!" Alex laughs nervously to her feamle friend. 

Tamaki and Kyoya let out a sigh of relief. 

"So she DOESN'T ship us then." Tamaki cheered. 

"Indeed this is a good thing." Kyoya grinned. 

"HEY BOYS, STOP EAVESDROPPING!" Alex shouted through the wall, making all of them fall back. 

The six looked at each other and grinned. 

"Time to execute out attack plan." The twins laughed mischievously. 

Back to Alex's POV:

     I huffed, having realized when the crash echoed into our vicinity, that the boys were indeed eavesdropping.  I look at Haruhi and sigh. 

"Time for food." I groan as she stood, offering her hand to Haruhi. 

"Yeah, food does sound pretty good." My brunette buddy smiled back at me, taking my hand and standing up as well. 

     We walked downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed a bowl each.

"Miss, let us help you." The maids smiled at the us. 

"No thank you, we're fine. Getting our own ice cream won't hurt us." I laugh. The maids nod once and scurry away to do something else I guess. 

"So what flavor are you getting?" Haruhi asked me as she ate some of her chocolate ice cream. 

"Cookies and cream of course!" I laugh as I grab the tub of the sweet treat. I get my bowl and was about to take a bite when I felt my shirt get totally soaked. 

"GOTCHA!" The twins laugh. I look at them to see all the hosts holding water guns. I look at Haruhi and we both nod. We grab our ice cream and RUN FOR IT!