MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

Chapter Five~: All I want for Christmas is dem CREE.PY.THINGS.~...

[GOOD MORNING AMERICA I SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR FREEDOM, ENDLESS MCDONALDS, AND TRUMP HUMPS? Wait wot. UUHHHHGGG I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON THE 24TH ;-;]

A good amount of time later, the sun finally rose, signaling the start of a brand new day. The sunlight mildly shined through the flowing curtains as the windows gave the room a peaceful glow. Levi rose from the mattress like a majestic ass motherfucker and stepped out of the covers while looking like a shining god.

Just kidding.

Fuck no.

Levi fell out of his bed with a large thump while falling head first. He was laying on the edge, which he already knew that he would have regretted it later.

"SHIT."

He sat up from the hardwood floor and checked the time on his watch, of course, it was probably wrong because his proper time zone is probably three thousand miles from where he was now. The silver eyed man looked out the window to try to spot the sun, there was a slight chance that he could tell the time by spotting where the sun was in the sky.

The sun wasn't up as high as he expected, so he assumed that it was about eight o' clock in the morning. The windows were clouded with snow and frost, which wasn't to Levi's liking.

Levi looked down at himself, only remembering that he didn't have any of his normal clothes besides what was on him now. He opened the wardrobe standing in the corner of the room to reveal a familiar leather jacket.

Had all of his clothes from his apartment moved to this wardrobe? The elves must've broke in and took all of his clothes to this location. Wait, did they rummage through his stuff back there too? The place was so clean and Levi shuddered at the thought of tiny midget people accidentally spilling a vase and spreading old water everywhere. What if they looked through his internet history?... Oh god. He had Game of Thrones streaming on HBO.com. Even worse, it was that one scene where the jousting champion guy starting sucking the other man off after shaving him with some dangerous ass blade.

It was pretty hot though, he wasn't going to lie.

The sun started to rise a bit higher, and that cued Levi to officially wake up for the day instead of mentally sleeping. He got dressed in some more casual attire rather then his work clothes.

Hmm, work clothes.

Wait a minute.

WORK.

Levi mentally started to panic when he remembered that he probably missed work by two to five hours. Being Santa Claus for this year was only temporary, so he still had lawsuits and case files waiting for him back at the office. Oh god, if he gets fired because of Christmas...North Pole could burn in hell for all he cared.

Knock knock!

The sound came from the other side of the room, where the large oak door stood between Levi and the outside world. Levi stood up and walked towards the door, unlocking it and slamming it open.

"Who is i― oh. You again," Levi said. He glared at a certain brown haired half elf as the boy stood in front of the door, holding an unnaturally colorful sphere thing that held god knows what.

"I told you I'd see you tomorrow, silly!" The chestnut-brown haired boy let out a soft giggle while managing to keep the sphere in his hands. "So, did the elves bring your clothes back for you yet?"

Levi nodded, turning his head over to the direction of the now filled wardrobe.

"Goodie. Nooowww, I have a few things to discuss. This... is the Idea Jar." Eren extended his arms to show Levi what was inside the sphere, inside it held a large pile of parchment paper, all with ink forming lists and numbers.