MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

Chapter Eight~: Santa's SLAY

[A/N: Hey guys moving is making me depressed and I haven't been eating veggies so I'm not into anime that much at the moment. (Don't worry I just need to feel happier because I'm not used to changes so I'm still your INeedCoffeeHelpMe lmao) I'll be fine with the fandom sometime soon if Isayama doesn't fuck shit up even further because I'm scared about chapter 85. ERERI/RIREN FOR LIFE BITCHES I MADE A COMMITMENT SINCE I READ FLUFF.]

Levi's eyes slowly opened, trying to find the willpower to open them fully. They fluttered just a bit before opening all the way. His vision was a bit blurry due to the fact that he's been asleep for some time. Once his vision cleared, he blinked for a moment to get used to the change of sunlight. His mind was clear of any thoughts, just the warmth of the quiet sun shining onto the covers as it shows though the curtains.

Oh, and also the brunette asleep on his bare chest.

Levi's eyes widened even further as he realized what he had just woken up to. He took a deep breath and calmed himself down before moving to action.

"..."

Nope. No words came out.

RETREAT. MISSION FAILED. RETREAT. MISSION FUCKING FAILED.

He awkwardly looked down at the other male who was now sleep-cuddling him. 

Levi gazed at the brunet a bit longer, his breathing shortly intensified.

Soon enough, the boy started to stir from his sleep. His hair had an almost Christmas like glow to it, reflecting the sun through those chocolate brown locks of his.

"...Um....Hi." Levi said, unsure of what to do.

Eren just laid there. That is, until, he realized what was going on. He almost fell out of the bed when he jumped up in surprise. Eren kept an extremely flustered look on his face while his thoughts were racing through his head.

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR PLEASE DONT SHOVE ME INTO THE FIREPLACE MY DOCTOR DIAGNOSED ME WITH SLEEP CUDDLING DISORDER I SWEAR I TOOK MY MEDICATION YESTERDAY IN THE MORNING BUT I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN MY PILLS BEFORE I WENT TO BE―" 

"Whatever forget it let's get up so we can head back to the North fucking Pole." Levi said. He rolled out of the bed and landed on his feet. His hair was a bit messy, but it wasn't painful to look at as if when someone moved it around with their hand it wouldn't burn his scalp, he would kill himself if that ever happened again.

Oh how he fucking loved middle school. 

Levi walked into his bathroom to get dressed, while Eren went to the bedroom that he was originally given.

Eren slipped into his average uniform that he was given back at the North Pole. He wore another pair of those special shorts under his outfit because the elves back last Christmas said that he should wear them. They were snickering a lot but they kept on telling him it was Santa's orders. Hey, at least they're comfortable!

Levi took a shower, drying himself with a towel while still in the turned off shower just to savor the last few moments of warmth before stepping out as the cold air makes contact with his skin. He took a deep breath and sighed as he dried his hair, putting on his deodorant afterwards.

'One day, I shall be like you, Smooth Old Spice Guy.'

Levi got into his clothes and brushed his teeth, tasting the freshness of his mint toothpaste. It kind of burnt the tip of his tongue, but it's for the sake of hygiene so fuck it, feel the burn! 

He walked out of the bathroom, closing the door. Suddenly, he was hit with the scent of a sweet aroma, light but sweet, refreshing like chilly maple syrup covering a hot stack of pancakes. The smell of hickory bacon filled the room as well. He listened to the sound of bacon sizzling and browning to perfection.