Harry Potter Truth or Dare- The Next Chapter (Contains Cursed Child spoilers)

I Kidnap Some Characters

It's a lovely day, you know. The clouds are in the sky, I have an English test tomorrow that I'm not studying for, all is well. Did you get that reference? I hope you did. If you didn't, you shouldn't be here. Because this book, *raises toast* is to all my Potterheads out there. Cheers.

Well. I've just read the Cursed Child. The Potter universe certainly is coming along. Now, whatever thoughts or feelings you may have about the Cursed Child, I am solely focused on tormenting the newer characters of the series, and bringing back some of the old. ;) Let the games begin.

Mira : Hello Readers! Welcome back to my wonderful room of requirement. Welcome back to the world of pain, misery, fun and games! Welcome back to TRUTH OR DARE!

Ron: Where the bloody hell am I?

Hermione: Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Mira: Well hello to you too!

Hermione: YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG YOU BROUGHT US HERE AGAIN?!

Mira (conversationally): It has been a while, you know.. You with your children, and all. I heard you're high up in the Ministry, Mione, backbone of the thing, probably. Speaking of children, they should be joining us any minute....

Rose: WHAT WHO WHERE *takes up defensive stance*

Hugo: Huh.

Rose: Mother? Father? Who is SHE?

Mira (sniffs): SHE controls your existence at the moment, sweetie.

Hermione: This is an....acquaintance of mine.

Hugo: *starts to cri*

*tissues appear*

Rose: Woah! This looks a little like that mythical room that Dumbledore's portrait told me about the other day. Room of Requirement, was it?

Hermione: Oh, you have no idea.

Harry: WHAT-NIGHTMARES-ALBUS-AH

Mira: Ah, Harry. Good to see you again.

Harry: No. No, no no nono nononononoonnonono.

Hermione: I've already tried swearing, if that helps.

Ginny: AH WHERE AM I

Mira:

Ginny:

Mira:

Ginny: YOU LITTLE SHIT

Mira: *grins*

Ginny: YOU'RE THE BITCH WHO MADE ME SING SOME SHITTY SONG ABOUT HIPPOGRIFFS ON THE SLYTHERIN TABLE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO

Mira: That's me! Now, Miss Angry Hippogriff, Albus and Lily should be here any second-

James: HELLOHA

Mira:

James:

Mira: You did not just say that.

James: Hello, pretty lady.

Mira: You remind me of Leo.

James: Who's Leo?

Harry: It's a long story..what have you done to Lily and Albus?

James: Well...

Harry: Which closet?

James: Third floor.

Mira: This kid has potential. Can I take him as my apprentice?

James: With hair like that, I'd be happy to-

Mira: We're going to have to stop that, first;y. *snaps fingers*

James: Mmhpf!

Mira: Ah, I seem to have located the other two Potter spawn.

Lily: Ohmigod

Albus: O_O

Mira: WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT!

Draco: Where the fuck am I.

Scorpius: Albus!

Mira: Now the gangs all here! Send in your dares guys, because things are going to get FUN. (evil smile)

Hermione: She's just as fucked as last time.

Harry: Really? I thought a tad more so.

Hermione: You're right. Way more.

Mira: See you next time, on Mira's Torture Channe-I mean, Harry Potter Truth or Dare!!