Mira: I have realised something. My favourite twins are not present to aid me in the unwelcome wakening calls. *sob* Even I cannot bring back the dead.
Hermione (from a distance): YOU COULD IN THE LAST BOOK!
Mira: Shut up, child. You're ruining my moment.
Hermione: Grumble.
Mira: Buttt..I do have this prodigious young child. James Potter, I summon thee!
James: At your service, my fair lady.
Mira: I'm Indian. Do I look fucking fair to you?
James: No, my lady.
Mira: No matter. You must devise a manner in which to wake up our esteemed guests.
James: That will be of no issue to me, my lady.
Mira: Good.
James: Do you happen to have a computer with Microsoft word?
Mira: As a matter of fact, I do. Here you go. *gives laptop* i am most interested in what you're going to do with this.
James: Watch and learn.
*James copies and pastes a picture to Microsoft word. He then tries to move it 3 mm to the left. Everything on the page disappears. 10 new pages appear. In the distance, sirens.*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!
Mira: James, you ingenious scoundrel, you.
Draco: Hey Potter, can we swap kids?
Harry: Take him.
James: Forever in your service, my lady.
Mira: NOW! ARE YOU IDIOTS AWAKE AND SHIVERING?
Scorpius: Why would we be shiver-
*two tonnes of ice water is dropped on everyone barring Mira and James*
Ron: Why do we bother? Why?
Mira: Indeed. Now we have some awesommmmmme dares from two readers!
Lily: Why. Why do you want to torture us? Don't you have more productive things to do with your lives than reading abusive wattpad stories?
Mira: No. Now shush, Lilypad. Here's our first dare from @ciaraswriting ! 'Dear parents, please go to Olympus and ask "drama queen" to babysit the kids.'
Hermione: What? Who's drama queen?
Mira: I guess that's up to us to decide. Personally, Olympus and drama queen strikes me as Hera, lover of cows (and Zeus, but not her children).
Hermione: Oh lord no.
Ron: Hey where's Percy and Leo and them? Those guys were cool.
Mira: They had other -er-engagements. We might see them later though.
Rose: Poor bastards.
Hermione: Rose!
Ron: *tries to hide chuckle* No swearing, dear.
Hermione: She gets it from you, you know.
Ron: Hmm.
Mira: Off to Olympiss-pus* You children stay here!
Scorpius: *grins at Albus*
..AT OLYMPISS...
Zeus: Who art thou? How darest thou appear before me?
Harry: Uhh...
Hermione: *taking control of the situation* Hello, Mr Zeus. We are hear to-
Zeus: *over glasses* Ooh, pretty woman.
Ron: *cough* MY pretty woman.
Hermione: *punches Ron in the nose* *glares at Zeus* No one's fucking pretty woman.
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Harry Potter Truth or Dare- The Next Chapter (Contains Cursed Child spoilers)
FanfictionFinally I have started a sequel to my other book, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson truth or dare. This one is just Harry Potter, at the moment, anyway.
