Mira: Good morning!!
(cue lightning flashes and stormy weather)
Draco: Oh for Merlin's-
Ron: Hold up, hold up. Merlin's pants is MY expression!
Draco: Shut up, Weasley.
Hermione: Draco!
*sexual tension ensues*
Mira: *fans self* Woah, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
James: I'll leave.
Mira: Smooth, Potter spawn, veerry smooth.
James: *wink*
Mira: But no. Just no. Now we have some interesting dares to do today, courtesy of several readers!
*collective groaning*
Mira: Now, now. You can't say you didn't expect this. It is a truth or dare book, after all.
Ginny: But-
Mira: No buts, hippogriff girl.
Ginny: >_>
Mira: Now first up we have Hermione!
Hermione: *blinks in dismay*
Everyone else: *relieved*
Mira: This dare is from SophieAggieTedros, who wants you, Hermione, to drink Veritaserum and answer one very special question.
Hermione: Well. It could be worse.
*Hermione drinks the veritaserum which has magically appeared*
Albus: Where did that come from? Why is it floating?
Mira: You're right, I can't levitate things, why is it-
*gameshow music starts to play*
The levitating bottle is thrown to the ground. In mid air appears a yellow...thing*
Mira: No. It can't be. Can it?
Yellow thing: PABO!
Harry: HEY I REMEMBER THESE GUYS!
Hermione: Minions, Harry, minions.
Mira: Look, I'm glad to see you guys and all, but do you know what this means?
Hermione: Oh no.
Mira: Oh yes, unfortunately we are going to have to bring back the Minionese translator.
Ginnny: Oh for goodness sake, that thing was ALWAYS broken!
*Minionese translator appears*
Hermione: *sinks to the floor in despair* NOOOOOOO
Mira: I'm sorry, Hermione. I was not expecting this.
Dave the minion: BANANA!
Ron: Shut up, you freakish thing.
Dave: *sob*
Ginny: Ron! There's no need to discriminate!
Ron: Humph.
Lily: *pats Dave and finds him a banana*
Harry: Kind child.
Mira: Oh gosh. We have gone off track, haven't we? Hermione, drink that Veritaserum.
Hermione: but you didn't tell me the question-
Mira: Afterwards, sweet child.
Hermione: You're like 20 years younger than me.
Mira: Drink the damn thing.
Hermione: *drinks Veritaserum*
Mira: You feel ok?
Hermione: *Nods*
Mira: Alright. Now, the question. Hermione, did you ever have (or still have) feelings for Harry?
Ron: *spits out water*
Hermione: *gulps*
Harry: *turns his head so fast he gets whiplash and is holding his head in pain*
Ginny: Dramaaaa.
Mira: Come on, now.
Hermione: *tries to fight Veritaserum, holding out for a few seconds but then giving in*
Mira: *coaxes her* Go on.
Hermione: Yes.
*explosions*
*Hermione claps her hands over her mouth*
*Ron faints*
*Harry turns red as a tomato*
*Ginny's jaw drops*
James: *wolf whistle*
Mira: Well, well, well. Let's just move on to the next one now, shall we? Just in case anyone holds any grudges. Now we have one for the kids! Scorpius and Rose, come here please.
*the two nervously walk to Mira*
Mira: Bye! *throws them into a cupboard that magically appeared, locks the door and puts the key in a ham sandwich.
Harry: What-
Mira: Watch. *wafts sandwich under Ron's nose*
Ron: Wha-what-FOOOOOOD *devours sandwich*
Hermione: THAT'S MY CHILD YOU'VE GOT IN THERE!
Draco: AND MINE
Mira: Indeed. What's your point? Now. That was from Prankster_of_Hermes. 7 hours and 37 minutes we shall leave them in there.
Draco: Are you insinuating something?
Mira: *innocently* nothing at all!
Hermione: They're just kids.
Mira: All the more fun we can have! Now, for one of the last dares, you must all watch A Very Potter Musical! (Thanks, Alexis_Lyons_Black and SmolTheo !)
Harry: What is that?
Hermione: Oh. Oh no.
Ron: Hermione? Why do I suddenly remember something about you liking Harry?
Mira: ANYWAY. *winks at Hermione* Here it is! *turns on TV*
~1 HOUR LATER~
Harry: HARRY POTTER, HARRY POTTER
Ron: RON WEASLEY!
Hermione: HERMIONE
Draco: *background* Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Ginny: DUMBLEDORE!
Mira: Well. I don't know what you expected from that one!
Dave: PAQUITA MAHONTA LE BRUINE!
Mira: What?
Hermione: Uh.
Mira: No.
Harry: NO
Ron: Bloody hell.
Lily: What?
Harry, Hermione, Mira, Ron: The translator's broken.
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Truth or Dare- The Next Chapter (Contains Cursed Child spoilers)
FanfictionFinally I have started a sequel to my other book, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson truth or dare. This one is just Harry Potter, at the moment, anyway.
