[ Joker x Reader ]
You were a normal girl, that was until The Joker came along. He made you insane, you were the King and Queen. But things got complicated... you needed to disappear it wasn't until later you watched the news and saw him... With s...
"Just that you think this hurts!" My laugh grows louder.
"Get me the FUCK out of this!" I yell
"Feisty are we?" Joker says, he then starts to unstrap me turning off the machine. The henchman takes the rods off my temples. I jump off the table.)
I jump off the table and run into The Jokers arms, I start forcefully kissing him. He then turns me around and pushes me against a wall kissing back. I break the kiss gasping for air.
"You don't know how long I've wanted that puddin'" I say licking my lips
"Puddin'?" He asks
"Well, that's ya nickname now. Get used to it" I say dropping my legs down.
"The hell am I wearin?!" I say looking down at my clothes
"Puddin', I need some new clothes. Can we go shoppin'?" I ask putting a pouty face on
"Shopping? No no, I'm not spending money."
"Nobody said anythin' 'bout spendin'!" I say giggling
"Oh?" He asks slightly smirking
"Lets go! Come on I know the PERFECT place to rob!" I grab his hand and pull him outside.
"Puddin' get your car!" I say to him. He runs to the garage and drives out in a pristine condition purple Lamborghini.
"Get in." He says as I open the door.
"Okay Puddin' let's go somewhere... EXPENSIVE" I say with slight sadistic smile on my face
He speeds off into the city. We arrive at a clothes store, I get out and tell him
"Wait for me. I need you too be my escape." I say walking into the store.
(Wait, I don't have a weapon! Hmm... IMPROVISE!!)
I walk over to the dressing rooms and shatter a mirror. I grab a long glass shard and hide it in my bra. I walk out grabbing about $10,000 worth of clothing. I run out and throw the clothes into the trunk, I jump in the car.
"DRIVE!" I yell and joker speeds off. The Joker laughs maniacally. He looks into the rear view mirror.
"Ohh, we've got company." I look out the window and then come back to Joker
"Batsy, Batsy, Batsy" I say teasingly. I then feel a thud from the roof.
"Stupid bat you're ruining date night!" I say grabbing Jokers gun and shooting the roof. The Joker just laughs as he turns a sharp corner flying the bat off.
"That was fun!" I say laughing. We pull up at the house.
"Now, I'm gonna get dressed. You coming Puddin'?"
"I'll wait."
"But Puddin! I wanna have a little fun!" I say looking at him, full lust in my eyes.
"Maybe later, I've got work to finish."
"Fine, when will you be done?"
"A few hours."
"Okay, gonna miss ya!" I say cheerfully as I run into Jokers room taking the clothes I stole from the store. I then put on:
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