The King and Queen Of Crime { Joker x Reader }

Chapter 4 - Suicide Squad

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I grab my bat, I look over at Harley she has the same one as me.

"That bitch has my bat" I shove the bat back into the crate and pull out my glock. I grab my holsters and wrap one around my right thigh and the other around my left. I put two glocks into them. I walk over too the helicopter and wait for the others.)

Soon enough everyone gets into heli, I see Harley and scoff. She starts to sit by me but I go to the other side and sit away from her. Deadshot comes and sits by me along with someone else. The man is covered in tattoos, he's wearing just a white tank top and blue jeans.

"Hiya, Y/n L/n nice to meetcha!" I stick out my hand. He shakes it cautiously.

"Diablo, my friends call me Pyro."

"Cool name pyro! What can you do like fire magic?" I say jokingly

"Yes actually." He pulls up a little flame.

(Oh, I was joking...)

"That's amazing!" I say squealing. I soon feel the helicopter to rise. I see a girl jump into the copter as we accend. She speaks in japanese, Flagg intoduces us to her.

"Harly Quinn nice to meetcha!" Harley says sticking her hand out.

"I love your perfume, what is that? The stench of death?"

I roll my eyes. I look over to Deadshot

"You don't like her do you?"

"Like her? I despise her. She stole my Puddin."

"I see, but why would he leave you..? You're goregous." He says looking over to me giving me a wink. I blush a bit.

"You're not to badja self mistah." I say looking away.

"Heh heh, I like you, you seem fun." He says too me. I feel a vibration in my pants (NOT THAT WAS YA NAUSTY! 😂) Harleys phone goes off. I peak it out if my back pocket too see a text message.

'Be ready.'

I shove it back into my pocket frustrated.

"Who was that doll?"

(Heh, doll. *sigh* I miss you Puddin...)

"A friend." I say looking away

"I ain't stupid."

"Fine... It's Harleys phone, she's texting my Puddin..." I say whispering

"Well, he ain'tcha Puddin if he's with her right?"

"Well... I guess-" I get cut off by Deadshot kissing me. Shocked at first but then lean in forgetting all about Joker.

(I-I don't need him... R-right? T-this is good.. Right?)

(Hello..? Voices? What..? Now you aren't here to torment me..?)

(...)

We break the kiss due to the heli getting shot down. We get tossed around until we finally come to a stop. I rub my head looking up. I'm ontop of Deadshot. Immediately I blush and try to stand. He grabs my arm and pulls me into a kiss. I break it after a few seconds.

"C-come on we almost died." I laugh

"Fine fine." He gets up and helps me up. We walk out I hear Harley say

"Ooh! What a ride!" She laughs

I roll my eyes and walk out. We start traversing the city and come across these creatures, covered in black muck.