How to be a bitch (English translation of Como ser una perra) By Srta.Tess

Interview

Okay... ¡LET'S DO THIS!

1. ¿It took you much to change so much?

Changes are always difficult, but this one was for my own good. We all have a Bitch inside of us ¿You know? It's just to know when and with who you have to took it outside

2. ¿It's easy to be like you are now?

As weird as it sounds is really easy, and I like it ¿Do you?

3. ¿How do you do to be so inspired in the moment to fuck Liz's life?

It just comes out, nothing is plain, it's just in the moment the words just come out of my mouth and ¡PUM! I fuck her

4. ¿do you still feel something for Brad?

¡¿WHAT?! You're kidding ¿Right?

You're readers want to know

Okay only because they are asking... No, I definitely do not feel something for him. Nothing but pity, poor guy ¿have you seen down there? Like I suppose not, but he has the size of my pinky and I'm exaggerating

5. ¿Would you ever forgive Brad?

That is answered by itself ¿Don't you think? But just in case, NO, NEVER NO EVEN IN A MILLION YEARS

Perfect, now is clear

6. ¿Are you virgin?

Ah...Well, Yeah I'm still virgin

7. ¿Would you forgive your Ex best friend?

Obviously... ¡NO! She's a SLUT in all the extension of the word ad I don't get along with sluts, not long ago I found out the definition of Sluts: Women with a broken heart that thinks that with semen can stick it; and well I laughed a lot, Okay let's continue.

8. ¿What would happen if you find out your best friends betraying you?

Simple I would made them wish they had never knew me and that goes to everyone...

9. ¿How much do you love your cousin?

Definitely is the person I love the most in the whole world. Just like Rochelle, but my cousin, I know her since we were little and she have always been there for me even though she lives in France. Now that I think I will call her after this...

10. ¿What would you do if everything that happened was a déjà vu, I mean that you dreamt it and know your living it?

The same things I've done so far, nothing would've changed... Actually I would change something, the day I found Brad in the bed with Liz I would give him a good hit and I would let him without kids. Yeah I would definitely do that.

11. Now the questions that we all have been waiting for... ¿What would happen if Liz kisses Ethan?

Nothing. Ethan it's not my boyfriend he can kiss whoever he wants, for me there is no problem even if is the biggest slut in the school

12. ¿Would you give Ethan a chance?

I knew you would ask this

I will only answer because I love you all; Ethan it's cute and I like that he is insistent but for the moment I don't want and loving relationship, when you're in love it's easier that you get hurt and I don't want that happens no to me or to him

In the future, that would be a maybe, I can't answer yes or no

13. ¿Something you wanna say to your readers?

Yes, I'm happy that you liked me, I don't know you 8y and I don't think I will, but I want that you know that I love you so much <3 and I will only give you an advise; Don't let that anyone hurt you, nobody has the right to hurt you

Loves you Savannah Monroe

XOXO

Now the question to Brad... ¿Why don't you, just kill yourself?

¿Really? ¿That's why I came for?

¿What else would it be?

For you to help me get back Savannah... I love her so much and

AH, you better shut up

HELLO HELLO HELLO, now it's my turn 7u7 (srtaTess99)

¿How do I get inspired to write?

Neither do I know :v, if you think that is because I'm like that... well let me tell you, you're very wrong; I hate fighting, I'm most peaceful person that you can ever met and It's so hard to make me angry, but when you do it, you die.

Really, you have no idea about how happy I'm that you liked what this crazy mind writes.

When you tell me that you want to write like me, I get like the monkey of Whatss XD

I love you so much and without you, Savannah wouldn't keep fucking up Liz's life

So thank you for everything