♫ Everybody want to touch somebody
If it takes all night ♫
I choked a little bit. Laughter sounded across the room in the darkness.
"Kid doesn't know what Suck and Blow is," Hudson said.
"I do!" I protested.
I literally had no clue. Well, I had a clue, but I was pretty sure- or at least hoping- that I was way off. I liked my mouth without dick in it, thanks. At least, for right now.
"What is it, Logan?" Sidney asked, illuminating the room with his phone's flashlight. Enough light to see each other but not enough to cause the teachers to have an aneurism.
Silence.
"Okay fine, what's Suck and Blow?"
Ian threw a deck of cards from his bunk to the floor. Jonathon grabbed it, eagerly pulling out a single card.
"Okay, so. Basically, you have to pass this card without dropping it. Using only your mouths," Jonathon explained, holding a car to his mouth and sucking in to demonstrate.
"And if you drop it?"
"Well, traditionally you have to kiss the person you were passing to or receiving the card from. I think we can opt for alcohol instead though, for the less gay members of our group," Sidney supplied, and Jonathon gave him an appreciative nod. It appeared that despite the tortuous sexual jokes he made me the butt of, that he wanted nothing to do with my butt. Or, for that matter, any guy's butt. But I wouldn't make that judgement too soon. Nothing at band camp seemed to be what it appeared.
"We'll leave it up to the discretion of the partners. Kiss or drink," Jonathon replied calmly before putting on his typical high-energy personality and continuing, "Now, get your lazy asses into a cir-"
A knock at the door interrupted his sentence. We looked to each other. I was ready to dive for bed and start fake snoring.
"Shit." Hudson pushed up from his bed and went over to the door, pulling it open as slow as possible.
It was Thomson, wearing almost no clothing. And the first thing he said was not an explanation, or asking to borrow clothing.
"Yo, you still got alcohol?"
"We packed for a week, what do you think?" Sidney rolled his eyes and fell back onto his bed.
Hudson closed the door silently as Thomson had clearly invited himself inside.
"Want to play Suck and Blow?" Jonathon asked. He was so excited, like a little child after eating three sugar packages. It was starting to get annoying.
"If it gets me drunk I'm so down."
♫
Jonathon was completely sloshed. He was on my right, and I wasn't sure if he genuinely sucked at sucking or if he just wanted an excuse to drink, but I was getting more and more concerned that he would get too drunk to drink anymore and I might have to actually kiss him. Which would be totally gross. Totally.
Okay, so maybe I wouldn't mind kissing Jonathon, but it would make us the first two to kiss and that's just awkward as shit. It would be taking a mildly friendly game and just turning it full out homo. But like if he was down I obviously wouldn't stop him. I'm a people pleaser, sue me.

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Band Camp (boyxboy)
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