thank you so much to everyone who submitted a blurb for the contest! i enjoyed reading all of your entries and it was actually really hard for me to narrow it down to the three i chose. you're all very talented!
along with the winners' entries for the contest, i've also written an extra little blurb at the very end of this chapter. i hope you enjoy the short stories and are as excited as i am to have a little more evan and tee. be sure to show the winners some love!
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technically, this was not an entry. but i've never laughed so hard in my life so here's a bonus blurb TO THE BONUS BLURBS, by @fastueux. thank you for this gift.
"shrek, honey, what is that thing in the outhouse?" fiona called from the front of the hut.
fergus, farkle, and felicia were sitting outside playing in the mud pool. fiona had just finished cleaning the outhouse and was shocked to see a cutout of a man behind the toilet seat.
shrek dropped the cup he was holding and turned to face her.
"that's my evan cutout." he looked at her.
"evan? you have an evan cutout?" she sighed and sat on the chair in the living room. "your evan obsession is getting out of hand, shrek."
"but fiona, you don't understand. evan is love, evan is life."
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