Mallory: Louis I'm sorry. I would like to apologize for myself because I acted way out of order. I accused you of lying when you didn't and I got mad and laughed at you. I reread the texts and (not creepily) looked up some stuff like the tattoos, favorite color, mums name, and where you live. I would also like to point out how stupid I was. I mean you told me your name was LOUIS and your job was GOING AROUND AND SINGING FOR MONEY. (although you Gould he a perv that just looked up stuff) I would also like to apologize for letting you think I was the queen, Beyoncé.
Louis: it's ok Mal
Louis: I forgive you
Mallory: really?
Louis: yeah
Mallory: thanks Louis
Louis: this isn't because you found out I'm in some band right
Mallory: yeah I just wanted Harry styles
Louis: no he's mine
Mallory: this is why I ship Larry
Mallory: you do things like this
Louis: we're just really great friends
Mallory: yeah ok
Mallory: but if you two were gay who would top
Louis: I don't know we would probably share that
Mallory: YES
Louis: what
Mallory: I knew it
Louis: wait before I solidify that let me ask Harry
Mallory: wait what
Louis has added Unknown to conversation
Louis: Harry this is Mallory
Unknown: hi Mallory
Mallory: hi Harry
Harry: why am I here?
Mallory: wouldn't we all like to know
Louis: Harry if we were gay who would top
Harry: I feel like we would share that
Mallory: YES I TOLD YOU LOUIS
Louis: I agreed tho
Mallory: still
Louis: ok that was it Harry
Harry: bye
Mallory: bye
Louis: bye
Louis has removed Harry from the conversation
Mallory: *tear*
Louis: why do you do the whole *word* thing
Mallory: because I'm the realest memester out there
Mallory: #dicksoutforharambe2k16
Louis: stop
Louis: I'm gonna cry
Mallory: just have your dick out and he'll be happy
Louis: what about you
Mallory: I don't have a dick
Louis: OH YEAH
Mallory: boi
Louis: OH MY GOSH HARRY JUST STOLE MY OREOS
Mallory: intense
Mallory: ok I'll talk to you later then
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FanfictionUnknown: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MCDONALDS HAROLD Mallory: this is not 'HAROLD' but I would like some McDonalds Mallory: I'll have a 20 piece with fries Unknown: no Mallory: rude hey did y'all know i wrote this when i was 11 and it's kind of the worst...
