Mallory: I'm really excited
Louis: why
Mallory: we have a date
Louis: I know
Mallory: but I LIKE NEVER GO ON DATES
Mallory: ESPECIALLY WITH A MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION
Louis: I know I'm fabulous
Mallory: you mean fabulouis
Louis: that too
Mallory: no need to flaunt
Louis: you jealous m8?
Mallory: I'm actually jealouis
Louis: stop
Mallory: I can't
Louis: yes you can
Mallory: AHAHAHAHHAHAHA false
Louis: take a chill pill
Mallory: I'll OD on some chill pills
Louis: no
Louis: don't do that
Louis: I won't have a date tomorrow if you do that
Mallory: glad to know that that's all I'm here for
Louis: you should be
Mallory: I am
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this is the shortest chapter ever but oh well. at that birthday party the kid that called me babe at school was there I was like 'boy get da FUQ outa here' but I'm nice and didn't say anything. also my friend shoved hay from the hay ride down my shirt and it got stuck in my underwear. I'm also going to Florida with that friend for a week but that's like a week away but I'm still hyped.
xx Amelia
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FanfictionUnknown: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MCDONALDS HAROLD Mallory: this is not 'HAROLD' but I would like some McDonalds Mallory: I'll have a 20 piece with fries Unknown: no Mallory: rude hey did y'all know i wrote this when i was 11 and it's kind of the worst...
