Louis: mALOIRRRRRYYYYYY
Mallory: lowis
Louis: my name is Louis
Louis: I think
Mallory: I thought you were drunk
Mallory: how do you spell correctly
Louis: auto correct
Mallory: shmancy
Louis: indeed
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A couple hours laterLouis: [picture attached]
Louis: [video attached]
Louis: [picture attached]
Louis: [picture attached]
Louis: [audio message attached]
Mallory: LEWIS
Mallory: WHAT THE ACTUALLY
Mallory: F
Mallory: U
Mallory: C
Mallory: K
Louis: I don't like it when you cuss mal
Mallory: well I don't like it when you send me videos of you and Harry dancing
Mallory: very close
Mallory: together
Mallory: front to back
Mallory: (that's practically the...sex)
Mallory: with half naked girls around
Louis: but I thought you wanted to see Larry action
Mallory: I meant cute fluffy adorable selfies
Louis: o
Louis: [picture attached]
Mallory: yes Louis
Mallory: now honey, try to stay sober so you can get home ok?
Louis: ok mum
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Oh my gosh I'm listening to One Direction songs now and I gotta admit, Fool's Gold is one of my favorites. And personally I like Louis' singing voice the best because it's so good and makes me feel the feeling the song is trying to show. And it shows so much emotion. And everyone likes Harry's the best and it's good and all but GOD LOUIS' IS JUST UGGGHHHH and then near the end of 18 where it's so like DJSIENDOAOAKDJANDBDJSDJDJJEB it kills mexx Amelia
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Sent From Louis // l.t.
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