BOOK EIGHT WOOP WOOP
now with more husbands!
always with the husbands, Queen, God dammit
Anyway, *Dan voice* HELLOOOOOOOOOO~!
I'm sure no one really reads these so I don't know why I put so much effort into them but uh
Let's just remind everyone o...
MY DAD ASKED IF HE COULD PLAY OVERWATCH WITH ME AND I WAS LIKE "YEAH" AND AFTER GOING THROUGH A FEW CHARACTERS HE'S TRANSFORMED INTO THAT ONE ASSHOLE WHO MAINS AS BASTION AND DOES NOTHING BUT ABSOLUTELY DESTROY EVERYONE IN TURRET MODE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
we played for quite a few hours, swapping the controller back and forth, playing as Hanzo and Bastion.
Very very fun
I can't tell how to pronounce Bastion's name, and neither can my dad, but after venting about how much I dislike the character he nicknamed him "Bastard" instead
Best dad 11/10
But yes!
That's why I've been inactive sorta
I've been playing Overwatch since the moment I woke up
Both of my parents agree that McCree is literally just Clint Eastwood
McCree is officially Clint Eastwood, no denying it
Futuristic anime Clint Eastwood
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Isn't he wonderful
Also *high pitched voice* YA KNOW WHO I REALLY LIKE?
HANZO SHIMADA
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The answer is Hanzo, I just,,,
*clutches my Nerf bow and arrows* REALLY LIKE HANZO
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Also if u ever wondered why I say he has glass ankles--
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LOOK AT HIS FFFFFFFUCKING ANKLES
S M O L
Also how is it suddenly 2:00 in the morning, I started typing this chapter at 11:00 pm
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I'm sorry
There's just so many of Hanzo's expressions in the animation 'Dragons' that are memeable
DO YOU LIKE ANIMATIONS
DO YOU LIKE HUGE GLOWY DRAGONS OF BADASSNESS
DO YOU LIKE MILD ANGST
OF COURSE YOU DO
and if u don't u should watch the animation anyway because it's canon as fuck and it's awesome as fuck
I'm really tired still
I'm listening to Fireball by Pitbull for fuck's sake and every time it actually says "fireball" ALL I CAN HEAR IS REAPER AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY
IT'S IN THE FRIDGE
ahah
obscure, out of place references
I would say "I'm going to bed" but at the same time probably not???
Idk
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