BOOK EIGHT WOOP WOOP
now with more husbands!
always with the husbands, Queen, God dammit
Anyway, *Dan voice* HELLOOOOOOOOOO~!
I'm sure no one really reads these so I don't know why I put so much effort into them but uh
Let's just remind everyone o...
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That is all
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Unless this meme calendar counts
Or a selfie
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It me
"is a veryvery ayy salty"
My knee hurts like shIT
I ran
In the cold
And didn't stretch enough before
So now when I bend my knee
it feels like my soul is trying to escape through it
And now my knee is stuck in this bent position
And if I try to unbend it, it hurts even more
:)) I'll be fine tho
Uh
More garbage I guess
• Hitman!Rylo took a saxophone from a guy he killed and taught himself how to play it - *cue Careless Whisper in the distance* - better yet, cue the epic sax solo in the middle of fuckin Witch Doctor
• While canon verse Kyle isn't angsty in the slightest I'd like to warn you that I might do horrible things to Hitman!Kyle and u need to stay W👁KE
• please • don't • leave • Togquos • alone • for • more • than • twenty • four • hours - he'll fucking lose it - "*deranged squeaking* I-I don't care, I'm fine *twitching* just d-dANDY *probably curled up on the floor* THEY COULD HAVE LEFT FOREVER AND I'D BE OK AHAHAHAHAH"
• ok but Perfect World AU platonic fluff with Kyle constantly tryna cheer Shadz up
• Shadana I still can't stop thinking of stupid shit that probably didn't happen after the lemon
Ry: *casually walks outta room to make breakfast and shit*
*Kyle and Nyx standin there*
Ry: ???
Kyle: did
Nyx: you
Kyle: slam
Simultaneously: Did ya slam?
Ry: yeah
((I can't find the original vine rip but I think Marlon Webb made it))
• O!Queen: ur a ho
Lt. Fischbach: REALLY??
Lt. Fischbach: I WAS UNAWARE
Lt. Fischbach: SOMEONE ALERT THE ENTIRE FINALISER, I'M A FUCKIN HO
Lt. Fischbach: THANK YOU FOR FINALLY OPENING MY EYES TO THIS WONDERFUL FACT
~*~*~
Dude I was reading some old Queenthur one shots last night and I'm really sad because it's like
Where did all my writing talent go
Where
fuckin for real
I can hardly write 250 words anymore, and even then it's garbage, and I am incapable of making anything that's not angst
