The Eternal Sinning Of A Fangirl's Mind

Just Some Rambly AU Stuff

When ur sad but then things clear up and you're just suddenly really happy again

The only acceptable mood swing™

I wanna draw Smol Ry so bad hhhhhhhh

but I also kinda wanna do nothing

It's a struggle

But let's talk about AU's, shall we?

Last night's oneshot was kind of a sloppily thrown together thing that story of introduced my really wibbly wobbly timey wimey stand-alone AU for Rylo, where his present angst is interrupted by flashbacks to previous angst where he has to fix both of them.

I call it wibbly wobbly timey wimey because, while it is flashbacks, they never really happened and don't affect the past's reality at all. It's all one time line, not some fucked up paradox where smol Ry actually did see his older self.

Now, another AU that I made a spooky oneshot for but never explained ((I'm an idiot for not remembering to elaborate on that)) but it's kind of one of those AU's that I don't know what to call??? I wanna call it a mafia AU but that's not really what it is.

It's an AU where Rylo got fed up with the First Order and just kinda ?? hijacked a TIE-fighter and dragged Kyle along, and are now living on some planet reminiscent of Earth, but not quite, makin deals and shit in the dead of the night and murdering people to either give or get money.

Also fedoras

Also Kyle bein very uncomfortable with their predicament but going along with it anyway. He's learned, obviously, how to eh, persuade people

*cough*

I also tried to make ??? a YouTuber AU

and it started off good

but I slowly realised I made a grave mistake

And before I even say anything I'd like to formally apologise to Shadana

So I was watching JonTron and stuff and for some reason I was like "why can I imagine Kyle saying shit like this?"

"A don't do it, and B don't do it... So what do it? This controller only got two it!"

But that got me thinking...

what YouTuber would Ry be?

and of course I'm just garbage and I'm like

'Mark! He would be Mark. Imagine this dork playing Hunie Pop and screeching "Bitch I'm fabulous"!'

but then

oh but then

A little part of me said

"WHERE WOULD THIS PUT THE OPPOSITES?"

and of course

because

y'know

If Ry is Mark

wouldn't that mean

that Opposite!Rylo would be—

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I'M SORRY BUT THE THOUGHT OF SUCH IRONY MADE ME SNORT

That's all, I should probably sleep now