BOOK EIGHT WOOP WOOP
now with more husbands!
always with the husbands, Queen, God dammit
Anyway, *Dan voice* HELLOOOOOOOOOO~!
I'm sure no one really reads these so I don't know why I put so much effort into them but uh
Let's just remind everyone o...
• While Hitman!Rylo doesn't really believe in mystical shit like the Force anymore, he's really good @ street magic and shit - especially with money - "lol is that a penny behind your ear?" *snaps fingers* "nah that's a quarter now" *casually puts it in his fedora and pulls out a fifty dollar bill instead* "heh ain't that neat" - it's 'cause he keeps hella good track of his money
• Kyle's probably memorised the entire Bee Movie script, let's all be honest here
• If u ever really think Hitman!Rylo is a bad person u gotta remember that he kept Kenny - he hides him under the fedora
• One time Oppposite!Hitman!Rylo found a kitten in an alleyway while it was raining and literally took it home just so it wouldn't get soaked - he couldn't keep it tho
• the Perfect World AU is literally just chock full of unnecessary angst like holy shit, how salty was I when I made this AU - Opposite!Rylo still exists in Ry's dream world, but will only appear if he's been asleep for more than 24 hours - he starts counting off how many days he's been asleep while Ry desperately tries to wake up :)))
• in the true spirit of being "opposites", Opposite!Rylo kinda sucks at singing but can play Guitar - while Opposite!Kyle can kinda sing and plays bass - Opposite!Queen just can't fuckin do anything. Except d a n c e ((and do it rly well too))
• "I'd give good succ if it meant I could have a cat" ~ Opposite!Rylo at some point probably
• Bartender!Rylo is still just,,,, one of my favourite things for some reason - he looks god damn scary but he's secretly rly rly nice if ur brave enough to strike up a conversation with him - just don't ask him about what he does other than bein a bartender and you'll be fine - also one of those bartenders who can do cool-ass tricks with all the drinks and stuff - y'know, like this
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• I'm pretty sure I talked about this before but Kyle is kind of a weeb - "I'd probably go to your home planet just to visit that one place ok"
• ~Friendly Reminder that Opposite!Hitman!Rylo still has no idea what the hell u guys see in him~
• I'm still stuck on this whole Opposite!Rylo and Cat!Shadz thing like jfc - imagine how fucken awkward it would be if they both fell asleep and O!Ry woke up and suddenly it's just "I FELL ASLEEP WITH A CAT ON ME AND WOKE UP WITH A DEMON ON ME WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO THE OTHER ME"
