Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary a...
1. ok. What the fuck 2. WHAT WAS HER VOICE EVEN 3. SHE SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS 30 YRS OLD 4. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE F I F T E E N 5. Also isn't she really short in the movies? 6. ok I just looked it up and she's 4'11" (1.5 m)?!?!?!?!? SHES SHORTER THAN ME IM 5'1" WHAT THE FUCK 7. Look at this picture:
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Kanan is only a few inches taller than her. DOES THAT MEAN IM THE SAME HEIGHT AS KANAN 8.ok probably not, the animators just fucked up 9. So yeah I'm not happy how my wife was portrayed in one of my fav cartoons bruh SHE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL 10. At least she was a badass...
Me, watching Star Wars rebels season two episode ten the princess on lothal: :/
{have you ever seen Anakin Skywalker and Jacob Sartorius is the same room together?? Coincidence? I think not. In conclusion: Anakin Skywalker is Jacob Sartorius}
