Hi guys, i'm Pj_Fresh, but my real name's Carson. Now I know you're expect some really dumb mushy stuff by now, but i'm bringing the whole gang live from the Mettaton Estate! How you guys doing?
Sans: Cool
Papyrus: I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS AM DOING AMAZING AS USUAL! NYE HE HE
Undyne: Totally ready for this! Right Alphys!?!
Alphys: Y-yeah!
Frisk: -_-
Toriel: This seems like fun
Monster kid: I can't wait (maybe i'll get to kiss Frisk...)
Me: What was that?~
Monster kid: N-NOTHING!
Me: Okay, i'll let you off the hook this time, but we also have Muffet, Asgore, Flowey, Chara, Mettaton EX, Blooky, nice cream guy, Burgerpants, Temmie, and Toby fox!
Toby: *Woof*
Me: Also known a the annoying dog.
Undyne: Let's get to the dares already! I wanna kiss Alphys!
Toriel: Alphys are you okay? You look flustered and your face is all red...
Alphys: ...*blush X 100
Me: Woah, woah, hold up. Your contract says I decide when we do truth or dare, so we're starting it right.....
Undyne: COME ON ALREADY!!!!!!!
Me: Now.
*Everyone formed a circle and we all looked at each other with either nervous or exited faces*
Me: Why doesn't Flowey start?
Flowey: YEAH! WHY DON'T I START!
Everyone else: NO!
Me: Flowey, go ahead.
Flowey: Okay, Sans, Truth or Dare?
Sans: Dare.
Flowey: KISS. MY. MOM.
Toriel: Who is your mom Flowey?
Me: *Snicker*
Sans: What.
Flowey: You heard me, or are you a smiley trashbag and a chicken?
Chara: Ooooooooh no he didn't!
Sans: Fine. But if she kills me, your cleaning up the dust.
Flowey: Deal.
*Sans disappears*
Toriel: Flowey, you still haven't told us who yo-
Sans: *kisses Toriel* Chu~
Toriel: W-what?
Sans: Now for my revenge, Tori, allow me to introduce you to your long lost son...
*He looked at Frisk and she nodded*
Toriel: N-no, it can't be...
*Frisk walks over and kisses Flowey, turning him into Asriel*
Sans: Welp, there's your proof.
Me: OH NO HE DIDN'T!~
Chara: OH YES HE DID!~
I fist bump Chara and smile at Asriel
Asriel: What the-! How did that even work!?
*Tori tries to hug Asriel and continues to chase him trough the estate*
Me: Sans, your next.
Sans: K, Mettaton, truth or dare?
Mettaton: Truth obviously, I have nothing to hide darling~
Sans: I know you kissed my bro, so answer this...
*A gaster blaster appears beside him*
Sans: You ready to have a bad time, YOU DIRTY BROTHER KISSER.
*I snap my fingers, (using the power of the narrator), and start playing megalovania on the piano while Chara teleports behind Mettaton and whispers in his ear*
Chara: Megalovania intensifies~
Mettaton: *meep*
*Sans walks over to Mettaton and smiles, then rolls over Laughing out of nowhere*
Mettaton: WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?!
Sans: Your face was priceless! HAHAHA
Mettaton: THAT WAS FAKE!?!
Sans: You thought I would kill you in front of my brother and friends? When I kill you i'll make sure there's no one around to hear you scream...
Mettaton: *gulp*
Sans: HAHA! Oh my god you seriously fell for it again!
Mettaton: Fine! You wanna go? LET'S GO.
Sans: I'd like to see you try.
*After that sans left the room leaving us all alone*
Me: Well, be sure to tune in next time for part 2! The #1 selfie of all of us is above, we took it before we started the game! See ya!
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Undertale Truth or Dare
HumorHey guys, my friend wanted me to do a Truth or Dare with the undertale group, so I mashed her idea into one stupid side book, hope you like it!
