Hey guys, it's Sofia! Welcome back! I'm sorry I haven't done any recent truth or dares, but I didn't have any ideas. So right now we're chilling in the core, cause we got some special guests! Ready? Let's go!
Me: K guys, today I brought an old friend of mine
Papyrus: OH WOWIE! WHO IS IT THIS TIME?
Muffet: Is it that Scarlettia girl again? She seemed okay to me ahuehue
Me: *shakes head* Nope. But he's cool!
Sans: Uh, where is he?
Me: Technically inside the core
Gaster: BUT THAT'S HOW I DIED!
Me: Calm down, I have a plan. *snaps fingers* Guys, welcome to the multi-verse
Sans: It's literally just a blank white space.
Me: Yeah, this is where you can access almost any AU if you have enough power. But we're here to see the guest I was talking about! Guys, meet lemonpool!
Lemony: Hi guys!
Papyrus: *hugs Lemony* GREETING HUMAN!
Sans: Hey, aren't you the guy that was on the phone with Carson before?
Lemony: Yeah
Sans: Sup.
Toriel: Hello my child
Asgore: Greetings
Frisk: *shakes hand*
Chara: Hey.
Flowey: Hi
Lemony: *walks over to Flowey* Just to get past any confusion, I am not a baby giraffe.
Flowey: Why does everyone keep telling me that?
Me: Anyways, I invited Lemony here 'cause he apparently had two dares he wanted to be done today.
Lemony: OH YES~
Mettaton: I think i'm gonna like this one~
Me: Go ahead.
Lemony: First, I wanted you to kiss blueberry.
Me: *flinches* Um, well, uh...
Papyrus: WHO IS THIS 'BLUEBERRY' YOU SPEAK OF?
Me: You know how I explained that Sans basically ran the world cause versions of him were helping protect the universe?
Sans: Yeah
Undyne: Kinda hard to forget that kind of knowledge
Me: Well, Blueberry is the nickname for a version of Sans, technically he's from the swap dimension, in which case he's Sans with Papyrus's personality.
Papyrus: WAIT A MINUTE...
Sans: If I act like Papyrus...does that mean...
Papyrus: *starry eyed* HE'S NOT LAZY?
Monster kid: Yo, that also means your kissing Sans, and kissing Papyrus? At the same time?
Me: *sigh* Yes, I must kiss the innocent cinnamon roll. But, no matter what you do, NOBODY SCARS HIM WITH DIRTY THOUGHTS. UNDERSTAND?
Everyone: *nodds*
Lemony: *chuckles*
Me: Okay then. INK!
Ink Sans: Yup?
Me: I gotta see blueberry, it's important.
Ink: K I guess.
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Undertale Truth or Dare
UmorismoHey guys, my friend wanted me to do a Truth or Dare with the undertale group, so I mashed her idea into one stupid side book, hope you like it!
