Me: MY GOD MAN! *opens a portal* THERE'S FRICKEN COFFEETALE! GET OUT! *throws his through* Now, as I was saying...Hey guys! It's Sofia and welcome back! Sorry, but everyone refused to hang out for Halloween because they found it racist and offensive to their kind. But we're back! And we're chilling in Snowdin since it's Christmas and shit! Now let's go!
Me: Ew, happiness.
MTTChara: I know, right?
SChara: Repulsive.
*They all sip coffee simultaneously*
Me: Welp! *throws mug out the window* Sans start us up!
Sans: Okay, truth or dare?
Me: Eh, truth.
Sans: I'm going to assume that there are other worlds with different places, people, and stories form us with different universe.
Me: *nods*
Sans: So, assuming that...who's your favorite character?
Me: *grins*
Gaster: Welp, we're all going to die.
Me: Well, i'll stick with top 5 if that helps~
Asriel: Five!?
Me: Number one! *pulls in Levi from Attack on Titan*
Levi: Oi, brat! Why am I here?
Me: Because you're sexy, I ship you with Eren, these weirdo's wanted to see u, and I wanna bug em about how they'll never reach your level of epic-ness
Frisk: *covers her bleeding nose* Well damn
Me: Next is Sabastian Michaelis *pulls is Sabastian and Ciel* And Ciel Phantomhive
Ciel: What is the meaning of this?
Sabastian: I am unsure young master
Me: *whispers in Alphys's ear* He is fully devoted to his master, Earl Phantomhive and is at his backing call every second of his life-time, until their deal is complete and he gains the child's soul, he does ANYTHING Ciel says~
Alphys: *le nose bleed* It's g-glorious!
Me: Next on our list is NATSU DRAGNEEL from Failrytail! *he dives throught he portal himself*
Natsu: YEAH! *breaths fire in the air, clearly pumped up for some reason*
UNdyne: AWESOME! *starts battling him*
Me: And finally, my absolute favorite~ BILL F-ING CIPHER!
Bill: *opens his own portal and walks through in his human form* Wow! Nice place you got here kid!
Me/Alphys: *squealing to death*
Mettaton: You look FABULOUS darling!~ *runs over, talking fashion with Bill*
Me: Well, since it's my turn, you five! Truth or dare?~
Ciel/Natsu: Truth
Levi/Sabastian/Bill: Dare
Me: Alrightly then! Ciel, are you and Sabastian together romantically?
Ciel: No.
Me: Sabastian, I dare you to kiss him!
Sabstian: My apologies in advance my lord. *kisses Ciel*
Me: Natsu! Do you admit that Grey's ab's are attractive?
Natsu: Ugh, fine! They are! But abs are always attractive to girls!
Me: True. Bill! I dare you to celebrate Christmas with Dipper Pines and kiss him under the mistletoe!
Bill: I'll send pictures!
Me: And finally, Levi! I dare you to kiss Eren right now!
Levi: That brat? Why?
Me: Because I wanna see it
Levi: But he's not here.
Bill: *opens a portal and Eren falls through* You were saying?
Eren: Ow, what the-*looks up* Ah, Captain Levi Sir! *does the salute thing they always do in the series*
Levi: *kisses Eren's forhead*
Eren: *blushes*
Me: Ain't good enough!
Eren: Who is-
Levi: Shut up and kiss me dammit.
Eren: E-Eh!?
Levi: *sighs and grabs Eren's face* You're hopeless. *kisses him and they start making out int he corner*
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Me: Ahh, merry christmas indeed.
Sans: I actually agree with you and it's scaring me.
Me: It should.
Papyrus: WELL, I THINK IT WAS A GREAT CHRISTMAS SURPRISE!
Me: Well, anyways! Hope you guys liked the chapter and remember! *grins at Bill*
Bill/Me: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! BYE GOLD BYEEEE!!! *both put on Christmas hats* MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
