#Counting Sans Ships

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Hey guys and welcome back! Today the gang and I are inside Sans and Papyrus's house because I threatened to nuke the place if they didn't let us host this part here. I know, i'm an awesome friend. So let's get started!

Me: K Sans, your turn

Sans: Got it, Sofia truth or dare?

Me: Cool, uh, truth

Sans: You said I was the most shipped character in the Undertale Fandom stuff, but how many ships am I involved in that you know?

Me: Sit back, cause I know a few

Sans: Okay, it can't be that bad

Me: So there's Sans x Grillby, Sans x Toriel, Sans x Frisk, Sans x Chara, Sans x Mettaton, Sans x Alphys, Sans x Undyne, Sans x Papyrus-

Sans: Your telling me that there are people that ship me with my own bro?

Papyrus: What. The. HECK.

  Alphys: I-I'm shipped with S-Sans?  

Undyne: How am I shipped with the bonehead?!?

Mettaton: How was I involved in this!?

Grillby: I'm not surprised...

Toriel: Oh my...

Frisk: *blush x 1000000*

Chara: SERIOUSLY!?!

Sans: What are your thoughts on this?

Me: Well, personally Sans x Grillby is my OTP and favorite ship in Undertale so I can't complain,

Grillby: *nodding*

Me: I think Sans x Tori doesn't work and is over-rated, same with Sans x Undyne

Undyne: Thank god.

Me: Sans x Frisk and Sans x Chara are still cute to me

Frisk/Chara: *Shoot*

Me: I don't even want to know about how people have enough weirdness to ship Sans with Papyrus! Unless it's bro love, which I totally get and love

Papyrus: THANK YOU!

Me: But my thought on Sans x Alphys and Sans x Mettaton, THERE BOTH ADORABLE.

Mettaton: Say what?

Alphys: H-HUH!?!

Me: Be happy yours didn't go as far as Alphys, Mettaton

Alphys: WHAT!?!

Me: I guess this doesn't work with out proof, so here you go...

*pull out phone*

Alphys/Sans: *Blush x 100000000000*

Me: Now that that's over with, I believe we're done here~

Blooky: But you were interrupted, do you have anymore ships?

Me: Well, uh, yes I do, but you wouldn't know the people and it should stay that way...

Mettaton: One more question, when they said Timetale, what did they mean?

Me: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INVOLVING YOU! IT'S JUST A TERM IN THE FANDOM AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CORE!

Mettaton: I see~

Me: NO. YOU DON'T SEE.

Mettaton: We'll see about that~

Me: NO WE WILL NOT!

Anyways, thank you all for reading and sorry for it being shorter than the others, I just couldn't come up with anything and I was too lazy to think instead of post so yeah. Bye guys!

~Pj_Fresh

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