Hey guys, it's Carson! Right now i'm in the MTT Industries building (yes it exists) because I want to. Sorry for not writing often, I promise i'll do it more soon. So yeah, let's do this!
Me: K, this time Neko_Lover21 has got one that she really wanted to say
Sans: What is it?
Me: Dunno. *Checks phone and turns to Mettaton like this*
Mettaton: What?
Me: Kiss Papyrus.
Papyrus: WHY DO YOUR FRIENDS LIKE US KISSING EACH OTHER SO MUCH!?
Me: Cause the world is filled with filthy sinners~
Sans: Like ?
Me: Hey. *grabs Sans by his sweater* Don't. You. EVER. SAY THAT ABOUT MY SIS.
Sans: Wait you're related?
Me: *nods and puts him down* Yeah. She's my younger sister.
Sans: Cool. Wait, isn't it my turn?
Me: Don't care. Now kiss.
*One long skeleton-robot kiss later*
Me: I recorded that for Neko, but WOW...that was...
Sans: Disturbing?
Me: Yes.
Undyne: I have been permanently scarred for life.
Alphys: T-Then w-w-why did you watch t-that?
Undyne: *shrugs* It was the only thing interesting at the moment.
Monster kid: So, who's turn is it?
Mettaton: Me.
Sans: You?
Me: Him.
Papyrus: WHAT?
Random owl: Who?
Me: Well?
Mettaton: *dramatically slaps face* Sans, truth or dare?
Sans: Dare.
Mettaton: For your dare darling~
Sans: Don't call me that.
Mettaton: You'll be starring in my new production with Papyrus.
Sans: Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope-
Me: *starry eyed* YES.
*at the stage where Mettaton and Frisk fought*
Sans: So, what now?
Mettaton: *smiles wickedly* Costumes.
*Pulls out Sans's costume*
Me: *dies of laughter, picture above show it all* OMGSANSWHATTHEHECKISWEARTOGOTJESUSCRISTISWHATHEACTUAL-
Mettaton: OH YES!~
Sans: OH NO.~
Me: You have no choice Sans-y~
Papyrus: I'M SCARED TO KNOW WHAT MY COSTUME LOOKS LIKE...
Mettaton: Oh, don't be, papy dear~
Sans: Don't call him that.
*Pulls out Papyrus's costume*
Papyrus: *starry eyed* WOWIE!
Mettaton: You're welcome darling~
Sans: Don't call him that either.
Papyrus: -BUT PLEASE CHANGE SANS'S COSTUME.
Mettaton: No.
Sans: *under breath* Dang it.
*after the show*
Papyrus: ...WOW....
*Chara and Frisk walk by and when they left they look like this*
Sans: *internally screaming*
Mettaton: *dramatic hair flip* Embarrassment complete.~
Everyone else: *dying of laughter*
Muffet: Well dearies~ That was quite the performance.~
Toriel: Oh my, Sans! HAHA
Asgore: That was-*tries not to laugh*-interesting.
Napstablook: ...it was so funny I started crying........................I don't know how to feel about this.............oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........................
Gaster: *leans on Sans's shoulder* Well aren't you famous Haha~
Grillby: *leans on other shoulder* ...You just got wrecked by your brothers boyfriend...feel the burn.
Grillby/Gaster: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Gaster: You just got dunked on!
Sans: *continues to internally scream* Welp, i'm done.
*Sans teleports away*
Me: Well *wipes tears away* Thanks for reading this chapter, hope you liked it, i'm gonna go kill Sans with embarrassment so bye! HAHA
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Undertale Truth or Dare
HumorHey guys, my friend wanted me to do a Truth or Dare with the undertale group, so I mashed her idea into one stupid side book, hope you like it!