WASSUP DOGS?! Carson here, and welcome back. Today we forced our way into the ruins and took over Toriel's house. I know, once again, I rock at this friendship thing. So let's get started!
Me: Who's going?
Sans: You.
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Mettaton: so?~
Me: I got nothing.
Chara: *yes*
Me: But I got friends to tell me what to say!
Frisk: *shoot*
*calls lemonpool*
Me: Hey Lemony!
Lemony: Hi Carson! What do you need?
Me: Give me an awesome truth or dare for someone in the undertale gang!
Lemony: Hmm, is Monster kid there?
Monster Kid: Hi!
Me: He says hi
Lemony: Make him kiss frisk and send me a picture please! Also, get Frisk to flirt with everyone at least once.
Me: K, thanks! I'll send the pics soon!
Lemony: Bye
*hangs up*
Me: Well Monster kid?
*kisses Frisk on the cheek*
Me: *takes a picture* Totally sending this to Lemony!
Frisk: *blushing* So, now what?
Me: Flirt with Chara
Frisk: But-*was about to object*-it won't matter what I say will it?
Me: Nope.
Frisk: Okay then~
Chara: Sofia, I will kill you.
Me: Meh.
Frisk: How many times can I flirt with her?~
Me: As much as you like
Napstablook: I think you started her flirt mode...oh noooooooo.....
Frisk: I think i'm gonna have to charge you rent Chara, cause your occupying so much of my thoughts~
Chara: *cringing* So corny...
*basically what happened*
Frisk: What? I just rose at the chance to try that one *has a literal rose*
Chara: These are so bad.
Frisk: Hey Papyrus? Do you have a raisin?
Papyrus: NO, SORRY.
Frisk: Then how about a date?~
Papyrus: OH MY GOD!
Frisk: Undyne! There isn't even a fishing pole, but i'm hooked on you~
Undyne: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!????!?!?!?
Frisk: Dinosaur? More like Fine-osaour~
Alphys: W-What!?
Frisk: Yo Sans! No wonder your a skeleton, cause I want no-body else~
Sans: *Internally screaming*
Frisk: Hey mom, there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Toriel: I'm sorry my child, bu there are actually 26
Frisk: Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T~
Toriel: Say what?
Frisk: Hey muffet, you like food right?
Muffet: Y-yes? *partially scared*
Frisk: Cool, I have some skittles in my mouth, care to taste the rainbow?~
Muffet: ...
Frisk: Oh! Metaton, it must've hurt when you and those nice legs of yours fell from heaven~
Mettaton: I-uh-
Frisk: Grillby, you don't need an oven to cook your food, your already too hot~
Grillby: This is making me very uncomfortable...
Frisk: Gaster, your were the royal scientist right?
Gaster: I don't want to answer this...
Frisk: *ignores comment* Cause i'm sure we'll have the best of chemistry~
Gaster: I regret coming here...
*pretend I did everyone*
Me: Well, that was...scary.
Frisk: *shrugs* Hey wait I didn't do you Sofia-
Me: Well-that's-enough-for-today-let's-end-it-her-Bye!
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I'm sorry if I didn't do your favourite character, I promise if you ask down below I'll be sure to give you an answer for what I would have said *if it's not already said* Also, lemonpool please don't kill be because I put a lemon up top! Thanks for reading! Bye!
~Pj_Fresh
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Undertale Truth or Dare
HumorHey guys, my friend wanted me to do a Truth or Dare with the undertale group, so I mashed her idea into one stupid side book, hope you like it!