#Talking to Lemonpool

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WASSUP DOGS?! Carson here, and welcome back. Today we forced our way into the ruins and took over Toriel's house. I know, once again, I rock at this friendship thing. So let's get started!

Me: Who's going?

Sans: You.

Me: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Mettaton: so?~

Me: I got nothing.

Chara: *yes*

Me: But I got friends to tell me what to say!

Frisk: *shoot*

*calls lemonpool*

Me: Hey Lemony!

Lemony: Hi Carson! What do you need?

Me: Give me an awesome truth or dare for someone in the undertale gang!

Lemony: Hmm, is Monster kid there?

Monster Kid: Hi!

Me: He says hi

Lemony: Make him kiss frisk and send me a picture please! Also, get Frisk to flirt with everyone at least once.

Me: K, thanks! I'll send the pics soon!

Lemony: Bye

*hangs up*

Me: Well Monster kid?

*kisses Frisk on the cheek*

Me: *takes a picture* Totally sending this to Lemony!

Frisk: *blushing* So, now what?

Me: Flirt with Chara

Frisk: But-*was about to object*-it won't matter what I say will it?

Me: Nope.

Frisk: Okay then~

Chara: Sofia, I will kill you.

Me: Meh. 

Frisk: How many times can I flirt with her?~

Me: As much as you like

Napstablook: I think you started her flirt mode...oh noooooooo.....

Frisk: I think i'm gonna have to charge you rent Chara, cause your occupying so much of my thoughts~

Chara: *cringing* So corny...

*basically what happened*

Frisk: What? I just rose at the chance to try that one *has a literal rose*

Chara: These are so bad.

Frisk: Hey Papyrus? Do you have a raisin?

Papyrus: NO, SORRY.

Frisk: Then how about a date?~

Papyrus: OH MY GOD!

Frisk: Undyne! There isn't even a fishing pole, but i'm hooked on you~

Undyne: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!????!?!?!?

Frisk: Dinosaur? More like Fine-osaour~

Alphys: W-What!?

Frisk: Yo Sans! No wonder your a skeleton, cause I want no-body else~

Sans: *Internally screaming*

Frisk: Hey mom, there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Toriel: I'm sorry my child, bu there are actually 26

Frisk: Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T~

Toriel: Say what?

Frisk: Hey muffet, you like food right?

Muffet: Y-yes? *partially scared*

Frisk: Cool, I have some skittles in my mouth, care to taste the rainbow?~

Muffet: ...

Frisk: Oh! Metaton, it must've hurt when you and those nice legs of yours fell from heaven~

Mettaton: I-uh-

Frisk: Grillby, you don't need an oven to cook your food, your already too hot~

Grillby: This is making me very uncomfortable...

Frisk: Gaster, your were the royal scientist right?

Gaster: I don't want to answer this...

Frisk: *ignores comment* Cause i'm sure we'll have the best of chemistry~

Gaster: I regret coming here...

*pretend I did everyone*

Me: Well, that was...scary.

Frisk: *shrugs* Hey wait I didn't do you Sofia-

Me: Well-that's-enough-for-today-let's-end-it-her-Bye!

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I'm sorry if I didn't do your favourite character, I promise if you ask down below I'll be sure to give you an answer for what I would have said *if it's not already said* Also, lemonpool please don't kill be because I put a lemon up top! Thanks for reading! Bye!

~Pj_Fresh

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