Undertale Truth or Dare

#Human Killer/WHY DOES EVERYONE SHIP PEOPLE WITH SANS!?!

Hello lovely viewers and welcome back! Today i'm here with the gang in-you guessed it- THE CORE! Start the music because...HERE. WE. GO.

Me: Okay, Chara, would you like to go? Or is Frisk going?

Frisk/Chara: ME!

Me: Rock Paper Scissors!

*Chara chooses scissors, cause their most like knives, and frisk chooses paper*

Chara: I WIN!

Frisk: *Shoot*

Chara: Papyrus, truth or dare?

Papyrus: DARE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!

Chara: I dare you to answer this. You're against killing humans right?

Papyrus: YES.

Chara: You also hate the idea of them being hunted down for personal needs right?

Papyrus: ...YES?

Chara: Well, if you helped the royal guard to capture a human, and the royal if supposed to take their souls *or their living being*, doesn't that mean you helped them to kill Frisk?

Papyrus: *starting to tear up*

Frisk: WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO THE CINNAMON ROLL!

Chara: What? It's the truth.

*Three seconds later...*

Papyrus: *in a cage* I'M A HUMAN KILLER! I ATTEMPTED TO TAKE THE LIFE OF AN INNOCENT!

Sans: Papyrus no.

Papyrus: PAPYRUS YES!

Me: Moving along...Papyrus you need to go.

Papyrus: FINE, SANS TRUTH OR DARE?

Sans: Dare.

Papyrus: DO YOU LIKE CHARA?

Me: Finally! The world of Undertale and fandoms combine!

Sans: Wait, first off, what?

Me: *puts on glasses and pulls up a bar graph, a line graph, and a pie chart* According to the charts you are practically the most shipped character in the Undertale fandoms out of everyone.

Monster Kid: Mmm, pie...

Sans: Wait, everyone?

Me: Everyone. *of course that involves the other AU versions of you*

Sans: What did you-

Me: Answer Papyrus's question.

Sans: No, I don't like Chara.

Papyrus: THEN KISS HER.

Sans/Chara: Say what?

Me: The rules say it's allowed...

Chara: Who even made the rules!?!

Me: Yours truly obviously~

Everyone other than Sans and Chara: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Me: Continuing where we left off~

Sans: Is that a free online shopping gift card?

Me: WHERE!?!

Sans: That was-

Chara: *kisses Sans* Chu~

Sans: Huh!

Chara: *blushing* I told you. I'm not a chicken.

Frisk: Awwww~

Chara: Sh-shut up!

Me: Sans, no matter how mean she is, Chara doesn't cheat. Especially when her reputation's on the line.~

Chara: *shoves face into her shirt* Shut up!

Me: Well, I'll leave Chara to internally scream while I fan-girl with Alphys,

Alphys: Y- YES!

Me: So see ya later guys! Bye!

Gaster: Who is it your speaking to?

Me: Absolutely none of your business!