[hiccup]"Fishlegs and Snotlout, you take care of Gobber and keep fixing the base."
[fishlegs]"Got it!"
[snotlout]"Woah, woah, woah, wait a minute dragon master.
[gobber]"Hello, little fella."
[snotlout]"How come I have to stay behind?"
[Gobber growls, while swinging his hands around. He then grabs hold of Snotlout's head. Snotlout looks less than impressed]
[gobber]"I'm a dragon! Ya! Heh."
[hiccup]"okay, fine, you want to hunt the unstoppable, bloodthirsty dragon instead?"
[snotlout]"bloodthirsty dragon, huh?"
[Gobber]"ooh, look at my tail."
[Gobber starts wiggling his butt, looking at his 'tail'. Then he grabs hold of Snotlout once again, this time holding his arm around Snotlout's shoulder]
[gobber]"do dragons chase their tails or do they breath fire on them? I don't know!"
[snotlout]"on second thought, I don't want to give you guys an unfair advantage. Sooo, I should probably stay behind and protect one of the archipelago's national treasures."
[gobber]"the sun is a shiny potato, covered in drawn butter!"
[snotlout]"and the moon is a scoop of ice cream."
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There you go!
This is probably one of my favorites from season one! :)
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