This story starts on a rainy, miserable day in the town of Diputs
"Ahh , what a great day" exclaimed Jesús as he took a deep breath only to start coughing up rainwater.
"Why are you always such fucking idiot?" mumbled Chris as he followed with a umbrella in hand. Today seemed pretty normal to them, just a walk in the park, but it wasn't. Suddenly a giant floating dog head appeared out of nowhere.
" Greetings children" it boomed.
" Okay, first this is fucking weird, and second we're grown men for god's sake" said Chris. Meanwhile oblivious Jesús was playing with a butterfly.
"To most peoples standards maybe, but to me you are children. I AM YOUR FATHER!"
Chris just fell on the ground laughing while Jesús yelled "Dadda" and charged at the dog head only to slip on a puddle and hit his head yelling "Ah shit!"
"No, seriously, I am" said the dog. "In fact I am DOG!"
"Uh you mean god right?" questioned Chris.
"Nope" said Dog "and I call upon a favor"
"Why should we do this for you dad?" said Jesús
Dog started ranting "Because I'll kill you" Dog cleared his throat "I mean, you get a free Xbox 1S."Dog smiled weakly which looked weird, considering he was a dog.
Before Jesús could answer, Chris yelled "Ah yell yeah, whatchu want dad-man!"
"Well, it starts like this..."
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