Okay, I know your asking yourself, "Who the fuck are Jesús and Chris?" Well, I guess I'll add in a little backstory for chapter 2. The brothers were born as non-identical twins and children of the great king Dog. That was, until the evil Pastafarian attacked. He secretly dropped Jesús on his head and scarred Chris for life by showing him his parent's sex tapes. Eventually, he sent his army of pastrami and ravioli to finish them. Dog pleaded to a wizard to stop the menace. The wizard turned Pastafarian into a monster of spaghetti and banished him. But the deed was still done and Dog was forced to flee without his children. So Jesús and Chris were raised by the wizard who filled their minds with false memories and sent put a growth spell on them, turning them into adults instantly. So now here they are getting ready to fight the long lost Pastafarian as their father did before them. I'm done with this boring chapter, so don't worry ok?
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Jesús and Chris: The Attack of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
RandomMeet Jesús and Chris, 2 brothers that live pretty normal lives. That is, until they are contacted by their long lost father, Dog. Soon, they are forced to team up with a friendly Jew and a cowardly arsonist to stop a pasta that has the ability to en...
