Dog told them the whole history of how things came to be.
"So now the Pastafarian is back stronger than ever huh." said Chris thoughtfully."Yes, that is correct" said the flying dog face.
"Why should we help you again" Jesús said absent mindedly. He was actually watching a worm slowly slither up a rock.
"Oh, I forgot, you boys are unarmed! Here, come with me" A glowing portal appeared under the dog head.
"We're not fucking boys" mumbled Chris. He then tripped over Jesús's foot and fell cursing loudly about his mom and ducks.
Entering the portal, the brothers found themselves in a large room filled with crates that said things like extremely explosive, highly flammable and lit matches all next to each other. In one corner there was a rack of guns of all shapes and sizes. In the other, 20 or so sharp swords, knives, and pointy sticks.
"Er, isn't this kind of dangerous?" said Chris nervously as he glanced at the weapons.
"The swords? As long as you don't touch them." Dog said as he appeared, showing his true form.
"Actually, I meant the crates that say explosives and lit matches and... WOAH, who the fuck are you?"
"I AM YOUR FATHER!" roared the true form of Dog, a midget potbellied man in a suit said in an unusually high voice.
"Are you a leprechaun?" questioned Jesús barely able to contain his joy on meeting a leprechaun.
"Don't you dare mention those traitorous midgets in my presence!" screamed Dog in his squeaky voice.
"Look whos a sore-ass" chimed in Chris enjoying Dog'd anger.
"Gah! this is beside the point! My assistant Aadan will give you your weapons" On que, a lanky man with a funny hat and a rocket launcher walked out from behind a crate."
"Fuckaw" he screamed as he saluted the brothers. "I will serve you in finding your weapons, follow me!" Right as he turned around Jesús jumped out from behind a sword-rack with an over sized helmet and yelled at Aadan in attempt to scare him. The terrorist made a sound between a squawk and abject horror and fell, smashing the crate of matches that lit automatically and proceeded to burn the crates with flammable and explosive material.
"Oop, my bad" echoed Jesús from inside the helmet. He then promptly fell on his face with a loud gong noise.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Jesús and Chris: The Attack of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
RandomMeet Jesús and Chris, 2 brothers that live pretty normal lives. That is, until they are contacted by their long lost father, Dog. Soon, they are forced to team up with a friendly Jew and a cowardly arsonist to stop a pasta that has the ability to en...
