(Screw the schedule on the notice-thingy, this goes up now!)
Pandemonium ensued for about 2 more hours. I could write 2 chapters if I wanted to to tell the whole thing. But the thing is, I don't. So I'm going to carry on 2 hours later.
"Well, I guess that's that." said Jesús cheerfully.
"JUST LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU ________________!" yelled Chris. His language was so intense that if I wrote it here, you guys's heads might explode. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Everyone just sorta stared at Chris for a good 5 minutes until Dog decided to speak.
"Well, I guess it's time to equip you with weapons." said Dog, "I don't know if I trust this guy though" he said pointing at Jesús. Jesús just looked behind his shoulder and was confused when he saw no-one behind him.
"Here are your weapons" Dog stated in all his glorious chubbiness. What he pointed at was another story altogether. The brothers saw 2 unbalanced, rusty, and very hole-covered swords. They even smelt slightly of spearmint and pickled sausages "These are the Hole-y Swords. their names are Mary and Bob."
"Er, I was expecting one of the bad-ass anime style swords in the other room. Not this piece of shit that is indeed a hole-y sword." said Jesús in a confused voice. Then, he sat down and watched moths circle the lamp on the ceiling committing suicide one by one.
"You have to earn the better swords, you start with these and work your way up. That's how I know if you are worthy of fighting Patafarian. Your quest will include fighting dangerous monsters and stuff." said Dog in his irritating know-it-all voice.
"I would like to join them" said Aadan as as stepped forward.
"HA, will you really be useful to us mister scared of the least scary person in existence?" scoffed Chris.
"Are you implying that I am a coward?" replied Aadan.
"Actually, yes. If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass." said Chris smugly. Aadan was about to reply with a smart remark, but then a dead moth landed on his hat and he started screaming.
"ENOUGH!" shouted Dog. Everyone shut up and looked at him. "Can you sense it? We're being watched."
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Jesús and Chris: The Attack of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
AcakMeet Jesús and Chris, 2 brothers that live pretty normal lives. That is, until they are contacted by their long lost father, Dog. Soon, they are forced to team up with a friendly Jew and a cowardly arsonist to stop a pasta that has the ability to en...
