No I'm not talking about some sort of wierd ass mental disease
Although if I'm being honest here, bitch it mite be
Basically u already know if your irl friends with me im salty af and need constant approval from adults.
I'm an unintentional teachers pet.
Whenever I see any adult it's like a lightswitch, I instantly turn into a goody two shoes.
I sound like an office lady
My voice gets like 3 octives higher than usual
My back is straighter than my sexuality
I kinda turn into like one of those helpful ladies at the office that no student actually appreciates because I do no actual physical or emotional work.
Yeah you know what im talking about right.
(Probably not)
Anyways if the this tragic disorder affects please call this number
818-can-ihelp-you-sir.com
For help
That is all.
(Basically all my salt turns into sugar spice and evrrything nice in front of teachers at school:)
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BASIC BITCH: A Rant Book
RandomVote for me because I need attention. I write horrifying poems (and not in a good way), but you can skip to the #juicy rants if you'd like. I'm basically a retired emo, god bless me.
