My aunt got a wattpad like a month ago. I pray she never finds this bc I swear I'm pure.
I have the mind of a wannabe edgy memelord. (It's like 7th grade all over again 'drink bleach!1!1')
Anyways, IT'S DicKCEMBER
Happy Hoelidays *insert one of those wierd chain mail memes, yeah you know what I'm talking about*
I don't even care about Christmas, I'm ready for those hot👏mexican👏drinks👏.
I already have 2 covers on and it's down to the 40's (farinhet bc I'm not a slutty british person or whatever). I swear I love cold weather till I actually get cold.
I'm black damn I ain't made for this bullshit. My everything is dry.
Anyways enjoy your Christmas or Hanukkah or Kwanza or whatever tf you doin idc
Stay safe lmao them some freaks out in these streets.
L8r m8r
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BASIC BITCH: A Rant Book
RandomVote for me because I need attention. I write horrifying poems (and not in a good way), but you can skip to the #juicy rants if you'd like. I'm basically a retired emo, god bless me.
