Okay, i know i already posted a chapter this week (TWSSTTM) bu this happened today and i just had to share.
I was sitting math class and i sit next to a guy named Jay. He asked me this question: "If your son or daughter was cut in half, would you take the top or bottom half?" I said "Top."
He asked me why and i said, "Because your business comes out of the bottom half."
Him: "Business also comes out of the top half, it''s called puke. And second, the top half would never win a race."
Me: "The bottom half can never win an arm wrestling contest or a thumb war."
There you go, that happened in MATH class.
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I just lost a tooth. I hate it. I'm just glad I got it out or else i would have gone to the dentist. 2 words: Laughing Gas. Ugh.
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Later!
Signing out.
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