Cinderella {IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE}

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This chapter is about the bad lessons in Cinderella. I'm not being, idk the word, cruel i guess? I'm just stating this stuff for humor because this book is called FUNNY, True Life Moments.

PS: It's true life because me and my friends talk about this at courtyard.

So this time: Cinderella; A classic.

First: Cinderella never leaves that place. She's like 19 years old and she never leaves the place that's causing her pain. I mean, i guess back then girls didn't leave their homes until they got married but still, did the thought even cross her mind?

Well it might've but whatever.

Two: Cinderella's kind of a pushover. Her mother and sisters tell her to do something and she actually does it! She could've told them no or something to stand up for herself. I mean for goodness sake she's their family not their maid!

Three: Love at first sight again. I guess it's because i don't believe love at first sight. I think that it's definitely possible to be attracted to someone the first time you see them. But i think in order to actually love them you need to know more about them than that their a prince.

Four: Cinderella is one those princesses who need saving. She didn't solve her own problems.

Sadly that's all i have to say about #4

Five: This doesn't have anything to do with Cinderella herself but about the movie in general. It's the Proclamation. They tell people in a letter that the prince will marry the girl who's foot will fit in a certain glass slipper. This isn't realistic (i guess it's not supposed be but whatever.) Cinderella cannot be the only girl in the whole kingdom with that shoe size. I admit it was a neat way for the prince to find her but still.

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That is my Cinderella segment.

This might be the last chapter unless i can think of at 3-4 reasons other princesses aren't the brightest. So i'm giving my readers 1 1/2 weeks to convince me to do at least  3 more chapters. But if this is the end i will make a part 2 so don't worry.

To the side is Cinderella.

Well, Bye.

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