Funny, True Life Moments!

Ariel

Ok, i know i haven't updated but i didn't want to. So here is a new thing i'm doing. Whenever i want to i'm gonna rant about a Disney princess. Or maybe not even a princess. Just a Disney character. Me and my friends do this all the time at courtyard.

First: Ariel.

Ok, first of all. Who the heck wants to come up to Earth?! It's filled with pollution, killers, thieves, etc...

I live on Earth and it isn't what she thinks it's like. And i'm pretty dang sure that if you were meant to live on Earth you would've, oh i don't know, have been born on EARTH! What do you have to say to that Ariel?!?!

Second: Why would you give up your voice for legs?

I mean come on! If you lose your voice how are you gonna speak to the human dude you're crushing on? Wouldn't it be better to show him you're a mermaid but be able to SPEAK to him?!

Answer: yes.

Third: Why would you give your dang voice to an evil witch?

I mean Ariel. If you weren't dumb-ish all ready you really are now. Evil is in the name! And that deal you made! What if Eric didn't even like you? Then you'd be stuck with legs and you'd be stuck in a castle with i guy who doesn't like you the same way you like him.

I mean, did you see how he was reacting to Ursala's disguise?

Fourth: You don't know anything about him and yet you decide you love him. What if he told you that his favorite food was fish and his life-long dream was killing mermaids? That would be a big turn-off huh?

Yeah, i thought so.

Fifth: You go to a seagull for advice. He told you a fork was for combing your hair. And if it's for that why was it at the dining table? Remember how Eric looked at you while you doing your hair with eating utensil?

I just thought of this: I wonder how long it took for Eric to explain the name and the use of every object Ariel found.

Comment how long it took and how frustrated he may have gotten.

And listen. These are my opinions and you don't have to agree with them.

Even though Ariel made a lot of stupid choices she's one of my favorite princesses. Along with Anastasia, Anna, and Elsa. And maybe Rapunzel because we both have long hair and like Flynn Rider.

No hate: It will be deleted.

Vote, Comment, Follow, Diss Princesses.

Signing Out.

:) PEACE :)

Next Princess: Cinderella.